so every time around Halloween people in the USA start freaking out about these ‘Pumpkin spice’ beverages and I’m like ‘hoooly shit what is this elusive flavor it must be the grandmaster of all flavors everybody is so hot for it’

because we have a Starbucks were I live (I think) but I don’t frequent it because shit is expensive and I don’t like coffee. but anyway.

so I saw a vid about pumpkin spice cookies and I was like 

YES. FINALLY MY TIME HAS COME.

and now I eat them and I’m so dejected because they’re simply Christmas flavored? like this typical Christmas spice aroma… the word eludes me for now but

it’s definitely nothing to do with pumpkins

I was v much cheated