yo. yo. YO. at first I was so annoyed because they basically just put the two most German sounding things together and were like HE GETS TWO FIRST NAMES NOBODY WILL NOTICE HE JUST NEEDS TO BE MORE GERMAN OK
but then I saw that he’s a grandpa and he’s HUGE and he just wants to PROTECT EVERYBODY HE’S SO DUTIFUL HE JUST WANTS PEACE OK
and I’m like yes ok I love you you’re cool and cute what you’re alternate skin is with the eagle from the Bundeswehr you’re such a dork you old sweet man.