whos the one to start sending nudes via sext first, who does it most often and why? i feel like mccree would start it to fluster hanzo but hanzo isnt shy, he starts slipping away from work to send mccree nudes Frequently and mccree, also at work, dies on the inside

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oh totally. hanzo is WAY hornier than mccree. he demands nudes from jesse ‘round the clock. the sexts hanzo himself sends are fairly straightforward, they’re typically nudes accompanied by simple captions like “Thinking of you.” and “Boring meeting www”. mccree sexts via rapid-fire messages about what he wants to do to hanzo, worship him, kiss him, lick his armpits, etc. hanzo doesn’t always understand every acronym or piece of american slang but mccree’s horny enthusiasm is enough to get him off

<<PING!>>

Force of habit makes Jesse answer the text that drops into his phone. Purely force of habit. It isn’t that he wants his teammates to see how Hanzo’s sprawled on their bed half a world away, nude as the day he was born, titanium alloy legs spread and a hand on his bare thigh. There might be some moisture on the tip of one perky nipple, though it could be a trick of the light.

Deployment is dull, is the accompanying caption, and how Hanzo can fathom a word like deployment with a full, heavy erection blows McCree’s mind.

“Jesse.”

It’s Zarya. Through the glow of the holographic map, the cowboy can see her displeased frown. “Sorry,” he mumbles, pocketing his phone. He doesn’t miss the faint flicker of amusement in her eyes before she returns to debriefing, drawing the target objective, listing attack plans, detailing escape options–

<<PING!>>

Oh dear lord, that’s the green dildo. McCree’s familiar with it himself. Curved at the tip, which makes it a little awkward to insert, but heavenly against the prostate. It’s lying perfectly between Hanzo’s pecs, an inked hand holding it in place.

Not as pleasing as you.

Hanzo is going to murder him before he even has a chance to be shot at–

“McCree.”

“Important business, partner,” the cowboy assures her, shoving his phone back in his pocket. His pants are getting uncomfortable. “I’m listenin’. Keep goin’.”

<<PING!>>

He’s not going to check. He’s not. Zarya’s losing her patience and Jesse is fairly sure she can rip off his arm and fist him with it if she’s mad enough.

That…did not help his boner.

Fucking Hanzo.

<<PING!>> <<PING!>>

Fuck.