The Zenyatta reblog reminded me of something I read on the Dreamwidth kinkmeme where it was talked about Zenyatta having robodick and robopuss and someone was like WHAT IF ZENYATTA ORIGINALLY WAS BUILT AS A PLEASURE BOT AND JUST FOUND HIS TRUE CALLING SOMEWHERE ELSE SO HE TOOK OFF HIS OUTER CHASSIS

and I was like

…. this is brilliant???????????

Like this can go so many ways? Happy go lucky Zenyatta finding tranquility in giving his team mates pleasure/meditating by giving himself pleasure

but also *shifty as fuck eyes* hurt/comfort with Zenyatta being kind of afraid of his old functions because people were really just using him as a thing to get off on? Like… like… I’m basically thinking of Omnic sexual abuse tbh *flies into the sun thinking about Genji helping his master*