So uh. If you were to HYPOTHETICALLY write the Catch Me AU, I believe that the best way to make McCree come IN THEORY would be to stroke his hairy belly and whisper “You’ve been such a good boy.” So THEORETICALLY McCree might have a tiny massively huge praise kink

what interesting THEORIES I might just have to think about them more if I WERE to write anything in that regard, which I am obviously NOT. Obviously. Why would I write this filth even *nervous laughter*

b-but let us talk some more about Reaper and 76, and not about these highly HYPOTHETICAL totally secret things that might be happening in the background.