“slutty I-can’t-get-enough-dick-Reyes” is my favorite Reyes, it’s up there with Dad76 for favorite headcanon this fandom has come up with. I like to think the /minute/ he puts it together that 76 is Jack, he shows up in Morrison’s safe house and rides him into the ground. It’s been 6 fucking years, Jack, get your dick out.

fffffuuuck yeah

Jack gets woken up by the most horrible feeling blowjob. Like… he’s so fucking hard but he has no idea why because it’s cold and creeping around his dick, lapping at his balls, burning down the shaft like fire ants. It’s like he’s getting sucked off by the most insistent poisonous gas.

Reaper is basically sitting between his thighs looking like an eldritch horror, and still managing to seem fucking pleased with himself, too. When Jack struggles, black miasma holds him down like a vise.

“You’ve been holding back on me for 6 years, Morrison. Don’t be so selfish.”

And proceeds to crawl over him roiling like thick fog until his body materializes practically around Jack’s cock; no preparation needed when you’re a cock hungry wraith that needs a good, deep dicking.

And Jack is spitting curses and fighting the whole time but fuck him if he could get away and god damned but he almost forgot how amazing it was to fuck Gabriel’s fat ass and watch his thighs get rock hard when he tenses up.

He probably has the angriest orgasm ever and Reaper holds him the fuck down afterwards just to wait for him to get good and ready again because he’s not done by a long shot