Also I bet after a long night of getting gang banged, Lucío leaves whatever room he passed out in with a slight limp and says good morning to Hana with a sore sounding throat and she drops whatever she’s eating because she KNOWS what that means 👀
Hana living vicariously through Lúcio. She just wants all the juicy details and asks all these questions about Reyes’ and McCree’s dicks. Lúcio isn’t even ashamed he just gives all the intel away and freaks out with her.
(She absolutely sets him up for porny scenarios; like trips him so he falls across the backrest of the couch with his ass in the air; or makes him pick stuff up she dropped… or pretends to accidentally pull down his sweatpants.
She may or may not be taking pictures of the chaos that ensues when Reyes or McCree vault over any obstacles to get at their boi)