Okay but back to the virgin boys. Like. They both realise they love dick so much. And one day they walk in on Roadhog jacking it and just. Starry eyed wonder. And Roadie doesn’t want to hurt them considering that one or two of his fingers is the size of a phd (pretty huge dick) but then the boys are damn near breaking their jaws trying to suck him off, and a few moments later they’re riding a finger or two each and stuffing their faces

And then Lucio and Junkrat are trying to stretch each other out to get that phd inside them but they can only get ¾ of the head (I mean, it’s huge like not normal. Radiation is good for something, at least) And they cry and mewl like kittens and Roadhog takes his mask off so he can get a good look at their ruined holes and they’re GAPING. And he goes to everyone else, worrying at his lip with his tusk teeth and going “Help they sin too much for me and I’m worried they’ll hurt themselves.”

I’m v much into Lúcio and Junkrat being a total menace and crawling through the base looking for cock when they aren’t running around giggling and blowing shit up (Junkrat) and mending booboos (Lúcio).

So like them sitting like squirrels on the other side of the room and staring hungrily at Roadhog jacking it is a+++++++.

Roadhog just stares at them, making sure they keep their fucking distance because they’re horrible and would definitely hurt themselves.

(He does beckon them closer when he’s about to nut off, though. Get them sticky with thick splashes of cum right into their eagerly opened mouths.)