shush-puppy:

cyberratting:

YES HELLO PLZ LET US TALK ABOUT IT

Okay here we go! 

I think Zenyatta is normally very fascinated by humans and their bodies so I’m sure he would be excited and completely in awe of every little thing.
From having an actual mouth that moves- within the first minute he discovers the funny feeling tug on his cheeks and lips is what it feels like to smile-, to what it feel like for a human to laugh, to having finger prints. He has a heartbeat instead of a core purr, he has lungs that expand, and in place of firm metal and hydraulics he’s soft and kind of squishy. Everything is new and strange and he’s giddy about it. 

His artificial nerves were top of the line, as close to a human’s as science could manage, but it’s nothing compared to this. He spends over an hour just petting himself, rubbing his arms, tracing his face, learning what ‘tickling’ feels like when he strokes down his sides and his tum, and a tingling that’s almost like tickling when one of his new fingernails scratches over a nipple.

When he gets to his cock it’s not really even sexual at first. It’s not the same as his old body’s, it feels different, it behaves different. He takes his time tilting it this way and that, just studying it as it gets fat and heavy, playing with foreskin he’s never had.
Omnic bodies don’t have balls either so Zenyatta’s not entirely sure what to do with his at first, but he gets the hang of it and finds out gently rolling them like he would focus balls back at the monastery feels best. 

He’s a little disappointed that this body doesn’t self lubricate, but a splash of some of his meditation incense oils fixes that problem and he’s able to keep exploring. Human rims feel different than valves and he has to play with it more than he normally would for it to get loose and open, but he thinks he likes it better that way, having to work for what he wants rather than the instant yield.

After a little bit of playing he wants to change position onto his stomach because he could have sworn he remembered someone saying it was an easier reach that way, the thing is: he’s on top of his clothes. He almost has a full sensory overload when his cock rubs against the silk. 

He has his first human orgasm with three fingers knuckle deep in his ass and his cock wrapped in the silk of his red sash.

He makes a mental note to research sensory play before he falls asleep and gets to dream for the first time in his life.

oh my god… this is so good. yesssss… Zenyatta looking so happy all of the time, petting over his bald head and humming in satisfaction.

Playing with his pretty, new cock *claws at face* ommmggggg

this is so gooooddddd