I’m almost afraid to ask but I’m quite curious: what do you think Cowcree would do if Hanzo tried to coax him into sucking his dick? Like, do you he’d ignore it, or maybe start licking it like a tasty salt lick, or maybe -the unfortunate option- might confuse it for a treat and try to munch it? Or the alternative option of Cowcree giving great fellatio and Hanzo getting a filthy bj.

so Cowcree is intelligent enough to realize when something is a part of Hanzo and not to eat so he def would not bite it. I think the most realistic thing that would happen is that he’d lick it a lot and make everything messy with his saliva.

But I can also see him happily suckling it because he gets reminded of how he got the bottle when he was a calf. 

in any case, it would be very messy wet