I’m bored right now so let me think of my own McReyes HCs.

-Jesse can neither ride a horse nor a bike but he’ll be the first to volunteer to sit behind his commander and hold on to his hips even if he’s sweating bullets

-Gabriel can’t cook but he likes good food. The first months after taking Jesse out of Deadlock he would take him out for food to fatten him up from his starved greyhound look

-Gabriel is really into Jesse’s hands. They’re stupidly big; kinda like a puppy that still needs to grow into them. He likes to fantasize about what a beefy guy McCree will be if he eats enough and finally trains like he’s supposed to

-Jesse always cries half-way through getting rimmed because Gabriel is just that good. Also Jesse simply is a weepy boi

-Jesse will never ever ever be trained out of his premature little ejaculations because he’s always just SO EXCITED when he gets to make out with Gabriel