Link would service Princess Zelda so well… when she’s distressed and just strung so tight because nothing works and she feels so pressured by everybody and everything. Sit her down on a warm, smooth rock and eat her out diligently for as long as she needs. Right there in the open in some meadow next to a little lake. Any traveler coming by could see them enjoying themselves, but nobody walks past in this remote part of the world.

Link is such a good personal guard