talk roadhog to me *saxophone solo*

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Zenyatta encounters Roadhog during his journey, corned by a bunch of rougue junkers. He wakes to an injured Zenyatta treating his injuries. Roadhog is shocked by this small, strange omnic: he’s only ever seen war models, and Zenyatta is human-like and oh so shiny, like his cute baubles. Only this cute bauble talks and laughs and knows how to make tea. 

He scoops him into his arms and brings him back to his home: a small outpost with a tent all to himself. Makes Zenyatta comfortable, helps him locate scrap that he can use to repair himself.

Roadhog likes how he sounds, enjoys the way his orbs chime when he’s meditating. Zenyatta always greets him when he comes home, makes food even though he can’t eat, says he used to take turns cooking for shambali pilgrims. 

They travel together, Roadhog loathe to let his small friend travel alone in such a dangerous place. When they touch for the first time, he thinks Zenyatta is only doing it to repay him. Who would want a huge, scarred man like him?

He takes great care preparing Zenyatta. Teasing him with his hands until he’s dripping, until he comes once or twice, gently works his smooth, pretty cock with his large, gloved hands.

Roadhog doesn’t take off his mask when he goes down on him, tasting that dripping teal slit, doesn’t want Zenyatta to see his ugly face, his broken nose that never set quite right.

Zenyatta, worked up, aching for him, urging Roadhog to lie back, Roadhog confused, can barely see the omnic over the swell of his belly. Feels Zenyatta brace himself, grab Roadhog’s heavy cock, sinks down so slowly, but chirping so eagerly. Controlling the pace until he grows weary and Roadhog gets him on his back, fucks him so soft and sweet until he fills the omnic with his seed, messing the space between them.

Zenyatta convinces Roadhog to journey with him when he reaches his destination. When they meet Mondatta again, they outfit Roadhog in a suit as their bodyguard. 

Zenyatta is always the one to tie his bow.