Captain McCree finding treasure to give to his pet mer as a gift and as thanks he gets some sweet cloaca action
Hanzo stays in a fancy tub in at captain’s quarters covered in strings of pearls and shines
ooohhhh I like this…
McCree didn’t catch Hanzo – Hanzo BULLIED him into taking him along because he knows pirate ships go all across the ocean, and he wants to see it all.
He has the whole crew wrapped around his fingers and glories in McCree prettying him up with trinkets.
He’s a moody sonoffabitch but he can be also very sweet; especially when he wants something
Hanzo likes to steal McCree’s hat which leads to a lot of jokes about who’s really in charge. Whenever Jesse tries to scold him for it Hanzo just teases him by flipping over and showing off his slit
Hanzo laughing at him and blowing bubbles. Holds the hat secure with one hand while flashing McCree his tender, pink cloaca to distract him from the theft