ok two unrelated things but

1. AU where McCree is the janitor for a small apartment complex. He’s very competent and liked by the tenants, and they really like to compensate his work in any way they can :’ )))))

2. body swap AU where Hanzo can’t bear to look at how McCree doesn’t take the utmostTM care of his body and sits him down to trim his (own) beard :’ )))