About janitor!McCree, I can totally see Hanzo making up really obvious excuses to get him into the apartment. “Oh mister handyman, the sink just wont stop leaking” or “no I have no idea why the heater keeps going out even after its fixed, by the way the hinges on my closet door are squeaky could you come in here and take a look?” and just generally being the most unsubtle person ever

mujaween:

cyberrat:

I can def see it go both ways; either Hanzo being very playfully obvious about it or being very scary about it where McCree basically starts sweating the second he recognizes Mr. Shimada’s number on his work phone because he knows the heater is not broken but his dick will be demanded, and Mr. Shimada is so greedy for it he always wonders whether he’ll be allowed to keep it :’ )

Housewife Hanzo who lives with his brother, only his brother is always working so he gets lonely ;w;

He’d be cute about it at first, loosening screws so the sink will leak and Mr. McCree has to come over to help. After he’s successfully gotten that dick a few times though he doesn’t even try to put on the act something is broken, he just calls that his heat is broken- and McCree knows damn well the heat isn’t broke, it’s just some slut of a housewife in heat.

(what will happen to him when the brother comes home early one day and catches him balls deep >:3c)

oh dear housewife Hanzo and janitor McCree mixed together :’ ) heckie yeah.

I need to… think about this :’ ) Genji in a business suit coming home to find his slutty brother on his knees sucking dick; in that special little dress he bought him no less. 

might just have to spank him something fierce; even with McCree watching

there are just so many delicious ways this could go

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