And at the end, Gabriel is leaving with Jesse having not touched Hanzo sexually once (but having to get rough with him because would you fucking /move/ Jesus you’re like a cat in heat, fucking weirdo) and Gabriel’s like “does this always happen?” and Jesse’s like “yeah, help!” and then Gabriel just sighs and shakes his head and asks Jack and Reinhardt for their… help.

I am cry this is getting better and better. omfg. 

Jack probs is another tenant in the apartment complex who’s been eyeing Hanzo and Genji for a while now.

I love my gross old man Jack sorry not sorry

omg Genji will flip once he realizes what a slut Hanzo is while he’s out earning MONEY