mujaween:

McCree getting drunk and sending Hanzo a dick pic, when he sobers up he’s so embarrassed and sorry but Hanzo is just suuper into it and starts demanding dick pics at really bad times

Hanzo: send me a dick pic
McCree: … I’m in the middle of a mission
Hanzo: SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOUR DICK JESSE MCCREE

Only Hanzo can be obnoxious about actually wanting to get a dick pic and I love it