I had an idea after rereading your centaur stories. What if McCree rescues a new centaur (Maybe Hanzo?) That’s a pony and he just absolutely loves the pretty little thing and tries to pamper it. Maybe this pony can fit, or maybe the pony will let him have a taste. Problem is, Gabriel can see the signs, and McCree pisses him off (didn’t give a treat/good grain) and mounts the pony McCree likes while glaring at Jesse. (I guess it’s kinda like the doomfist one but more “fuck u Jesse give me food”)