so before I was RUDELY INTERRUPTED I was going to talk about how much I need Roadhog to crush whoever he fucks with his big big belly. need them to be pinned to the spot and have a bit of a struggle breathing. just… y’know. having the time of their life.

He could also be a good good panic blanket fuck? he’s a bit rough mabbe but he dicks good and presses them down with just enough weight to feel secure