Bars and Zen have very similar builds. You could easily disguise one as the other for all sorts of nefarious purposes (and Bob seductions)

dingdong-sin-calling:

robotfvckers:

THIS IS A GOOD IDEA,, zenyatta pulling off the disguise for quite a while, but Bob’s super detail-oriented. Tiny mistakes give him away: Zenyatta’s methodical way of moving his fingers, how he laughs or doesn’t at certain things that would entertain Bars, even if Zenyatta tells Bob he just feels a little unsynced and needs a tune-up.

Bob blocking the doorway one night and stopping Zenyatta from leaving. He spreads his fingers across “Bars” chassis, sliding down his middle. It’s something Bars would’ve enjoyed, would’ve leaned into and made some quip, but Zenyatta freezes, just shy of the proper reaction until he melts into it.

Bob seeing how far “Bars” will go… 

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I….I may have done a thing…

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