I’m all for Hog breeding up the ladies, but there’s no way he’s gonna stop at just the girls. If you have a hole he’s gonna pin you down and ruin it

I mean.. of course he doesn’t stop, but he predominantly wants to fill every belly up with cum that can get pregnant… all the other little holes he’ll stuff with his fat fingers 🙂 or fucks them until he’s about to cum and then stuffs his dick where it can work its ~magic~

*Pauses in the middle of writing Gladnis to add to the kink meme* You’re not alone in wanting more of the men. I hope everyone can at least agree that Ignis needs and deserves to be taken care of, probably by Gladio’s cock. Poor boy deserves a break, and by break I mean a vacation to pound town. If you want more Gladio or Ignis, I’ve had better better luck on AO3. (Also I totally use your writing as inspiration for sex scenes, so maybe you’ll find something you like on the meme in a few days?)

ooohhhhhhh v good v good mmmhhhh 

I will finish going through the kinkmeme and then I’ll have a hop over to AO3. I think I got their tag marked >:3c u r doing God’s work

Bars and Zen have very similar builds. You could easily disguise one as the other for all sorts of nefarious purposes (and Bob seductions)

dingdong-sin-calling:

robotfvckers:

THIS IS A GOOD IDEA,, zenyatta pulling off the disguise for quite a while, but Bob’s super detail-oriented. Tiny mistakes give him away: Zenyatta’s methodical way of moving his fingers, how he laughs or doesn’t at certain things that would entertain Bars, even if Zenyatta tells Bob he just feels a little unsynced and needs a tune-up.

Bob blocking the doorway one night and stopping Zenyatta from leaving. He spreads his fingers across “Bars” chassis, sliding down his middle. It’s something Bars would’ve enjoyed, would’ve leaned into and made some quip, but Zenyatta freezes, just shy of the proper reaction until he melts into it.

Bob seeing how far “Bars” will go… 

👀

👀 

I….I may have done a thing…

cyberrat:

I‘m looking again through the FFXV kinkmeme and are reminded that so many are hot for Noctis and Prompto for some reason when Gladiolus and Ignis are literally RIGHT THERE.

On the one hand: yes

On the other hand: the only scenario that can make me interested in the Twink Bois as opposed to the tasty tasty Men is if the Twinks watch the other two fuck and get off on it majorly >:3c maybe ordering them around like spoiled brats >:3c