Author: cyberratting

This has nothing to do with anything usually found on this blog, but the mention of sealions reminded me of a thing I want to share that might bring some joy to someone’s day :D The Finnish section of WWF has started a live wildlife online camera for the Saimaa Ringed Seal, which is one of the rarest types of seal in the world, only found in lake Saimaa. The camera is directed onto a rock that the seals often like to lay on in the sun! It’s delightful and you can find it by googling “norppalive”

oh nice! thank you very much, that sounds delightful :3

I like the thought of merdragon Hanzo being first disgusted at McCree’s bumbling antics for the humans and subsequently very ashamed of his boner for that thicc sturdy bod

and then he keeps watching him after the humans vanish and McCree clumsily makes his way back into the sea before proceeding to hunt v skillfully and Hanzo being like ‘oh’ when he watches him tear into a fat fish with his sharp teefs

Since you like the idea of sea lion McCree, imagine this: Very regal and proud sea dragon Hanzo watching McCree slap his thick belly after a good meal (Like that video of the seal). Hanzo’s only thought is that he needs to get dicked by this ‘lesser predator’

aöskdlfaösldj McCree: *is being a lovable scamp for the tourists because he’s v intelligent and knows they’ll give him tons of food that he doesn’t have to hunt for*

Hanzo: *confused boner from a safe distance*

bubonicc:

I can’t help but think that Zenyatta is easily distracted by stray cats he floats by when walking though town (village?) with Genji.

He has to pause at every one, slowly float lower just so he can give them a few good pets before carrying on.

Genji, who is often standing a few paces ahead of Zenyatta will often watch him and sigh. He’s grown accustomed to having to pause for his master whenever a dog/cat crosses the omnics path.It annoys Genji early on with his time with Zenyatta, but slowly… he learns to pause, pet, and carry on.