Okay I have very good news. There IS a fic where experienced sub mccree teaches new dom hanzo how to do the dirty!!!! It’s on ao3 by underoriginal, called stress relief. This fic has 32 slutty, kinky chapters and it owns my whole ass.

yeah I know that fic. it’s not my cup of tea personally but you should check it out if you haven’t read it yet

Poor tiny little moth prince, taken away by humans. He’s so cute and makes such wonderful noises when they play with him. They’re so reluctant to put him back in his little jar when he keeps reacting so sweetly to their touches. >:3c

I’m honestly the most predictable fuck alive.

warnings: heat cycles, micro, frottage, voyeurism, dirty talk, kidnapping (but the sex is consensual)
pairings: genyatta, mcyatta, ft. gabe

“Hands off, Jesse.”

The voice, deep and rumbling, eases him awake. Zenyatta blinks, fur ruffling as he shifts, but when he settles again, his fur doesn’t.

Zenyatta freezes.

“I ain’t gonna hurt him.”

He feels slow, like he’s trapped in muck, his mind soft like a sip of mead too many. Something huge and warm drags down his chest, carding through his fur, a repetitive, even motion that has him humming.

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Omg Angelo asking virgin Hanzo all of questions about his sex life in “completely medical intrests”. Like “how often do you partake in anal play?”, “how many times per week do you ejaculate?” And “do you stimulate your prostate?” Hanzo gets gradually more embarrassed and then may be Angelo coaxes him into giving him a prostate massage. For his health, of course.

This is sooooo hot… I love medical kink like this. Nice and intrusive and humiliating *clenches fist* I wish I wasnt so drunk now so I could write something

slug fucking aside I’ve been thinking about virgin hanzo ever since that little hanzo/guard vignette and god. just mood is Hanzo’s little peach pink untouched hole being clinically inspected by Angelo, rubbing latex gloves fingertips over his sweet hole and Hanzo’s so shaky and sensitive as Angelo works hanzo open with some lube all for the purpose of letting hungry, horny McCree creampie his virgin hole

I‘m always interested in virgin kink and hole inspection is *deep inhale* v good…
I‘d love for Angelo to get a try at that unused cunt tho

Gonna make this slugfuckery really interesting~ The glaucus atlanticus (that blue sea slug) is also known as the Blue Dragon and actually floats/swims upside down, so the blue part is the belly. Which means that in water Hanzo would be constantly presenting his brightly colored cunt/cock

I have… ideas….

Just sitting outside looking through your blog and suddenly there was a little rat/ v big mouse (couldnt get a good look) running past me. U attract them :p

a baby on the move

Me, browsing tumblr in public, sweating profusely: oh boy I sure hope they’re not talking about slugfuccery again

:’ ))))))

indulgence

boneyarts:

“You think your daddy would still be proud of you, if he knew what you got up to at night?”

McCree’s voice is mean, sharp like the blunt nails that he digs into his fistful of silky black hair, and Hanzo loves it.

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