Gabriel does not play waifu willingly but once he does, it’s such a relief to everyone. Gabriel gets to let go of “Blackwatch Commander” and get rewarded, Jesse gets some control over his boss and Genji gets his shell busted by a cooing mess of a man who doesn’t care what he looks like
*slams fists on table* YESSSS
w-waifu Gabriel getting pampered by McCree and Genji…
I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”
I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’