I’m such a slut for @cyberrat ’s janitor!McCree AU and am HIGHKEY wanting to write something like yum
*eye zooms*
I’m such a slut for @cyberrat ’s janitor!McCree AU and am HIGHKEY wanting to write something like yum
*eye zooms*
And at the end, Gabriel is leaving with Jesse having not touched Hanzo sexually once (but having to get rough with him because would you fucking /move/ Jesus you’re like a cat in heat, fucking weirdo) and Gabriel’s like “does this always happen?” and Jesse’s like “yeah, help!” and then Gabriel just sighs and shakes his head and asks Jack and Reinhardt for their… help.
I am cry this is getting better and better. omfg.
Jack probs is another tenant in the apartment complex who’s been eyeing Hanzo and Genji for a while now.
I love my gross old man Jack sorry not sorry
omg Genji will flip once he realizes what a slut Hanzo is while he’s out earning MONEY
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YES
Gabriel turns up after a long day of work in an undershirt and greasy, oily pants. He reeks of sweat and looks pretty much murderous and Hanzo’s mouth goes so very dry when he stumbles to the side to let him in.
oohhh ssshhhieeet
Hanzo’s a bit scared of him at first, he just sits back and let’s Gabe fix his heater (Gabe isn’t even phased by Hanzo’s cute dress and make-up)
Mmmm does Gabe just get to finish up and leave then scold Jesse for not doing his job?
Hanzo’s probably not even wearing his dress this time around because Gabe has shown up unannounced.
but I can def see him just sitting there dazedly and staring at Gabriel’s broad back and fantasizing about how hard he’d be able to fuck him and that he would probs be super rough (gets him already going tbh)
… maybe he kind of jerks it through his pants/has a hand down his pants and when Gabriel notices he makes this disgusted face and calls him a freak and Hanzo is kind of head over heels for that because nobody’s ever talked to him like that
Hanzo calls Jesse a few days after that, “So my water heater broke, and so’s the sink. Better get over here…and bring the other one too.
Hanzo shows up at the door in his maid outfit and tries so hard to get Jesse and Gabe double team him.
Hanzo probably thinks Jesse is just sending him all those dicks to play with :’ )

the request was “Zenyatta in McCree’s hat with his cigar”!!
im sure zenyatta is neither the first or the last to try out mccree’s gear XD
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YES
Gabriel turns up after a long day of work in an undershirt and greasy, oily pants. He reeks of sweat and looks pretty much murderous and Hanzo’s mouth goes so very dry when he stumbles to the side to let him in.
oohhh ssshhhieeet
Hanzo’s a bit scared of him at first, he just sits back and let’s Gabe fix his heater (Gabe isn’t even phased by Hanzo’s cute dress and make-up)
Mmmm does Gabe just get to finish up and leave then scold Jesse for not doing his job?
Hanzo’s probably not even wearing his dress this time around because Gabe has shown up unannounced.
but I can def see him just sitting there dazedly and staring at Gabriel’s broad back and fantasizing about how hard he’d be able to fuck him and that he would probs be super rough (gets him already going tbh)
… maybe he kind of jerks it through his pants/has a hand down his pants and when Gabriel notices he makes this disgusted face and calls him a freak and Hanzo is kind of head over heels for that because nobody’s ever talked to him like that
ommfmfmfkasjöalkjföalkjöasdlkfj
YES
Gabriel turns up after a long day of work in an undershirt and greasy, oily pants. He reeks of sweat and looks pretty much murderous and Hanzo’s mouth goes so very dry when he stumbles to the side to let him in.
oohhh ssshhhieeet
vikingcarrot
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McCree is sitting in the darkness of his own little apartment, nervously clutching his hat, slowly turning it round and round in his hands. A bead of sweat drips down his forehead and his glassy eyes stare down through the floor. He’s already hard, thinking ahead to – *dreading* – the next time the heater is ‘broken’. Help Him, Mako. I can’t find an appropriate reaction image for this but it’s out there somewhere.
right??? Hanzo is just too much for him. He’s just a normal janitor. He can’t… he can’t keep up… especially with Hanzo’s ‘husband’ out and about and ready to come home any second. Jesse is no homewrecker, no sir.
He has no idea what the relationship of the two actually is :’ )
shakenjester
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Later- “Oi! Roadie! How was work substitutin’ for that cowboy bloke?” “……” Mako is too stunned to even say anything, so he just goes to bed. He’s already got one wife, he doesn’t need a second one looking for his dick.
Roadie calls McCree in the middle of the night and just breathes deeply into the receiver. McCree after a few seconds whispers back with a hoarse, haunted voice: “Did he go for your cock, too? He’s… he’s never satisfied…”
vikingcarrot
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I am a simple woman with simple needs, many of which you are currently fulfilling. Like Roadhog stuffing reluctant/unwilling/pretend-unwilling Hanzo with his gigantic dick.
it’s my goddamn religion tbh
*bites knuckles* M-Mr. Rutledge pls…
“Mr. Rutledge plz… I’m just a helpless little lady…” he begs while shoving his bag full of throwing knifes beneath the bed.
“N-No, Mr. Rutledge. You monster” he simpers while he gets on his knees and eagerly fumbles at Mako’s belt. Mako hasn’t said a damn word yet. He’s just stunned.
“You’re lucky my brother isn’t home, he’d stop you, you brute.” as he starts working Mako’s cock to hardness
“How can you sleep at night” he accuses breathlessly while licking at Mako’s balls and gets a warm and fuzzy feeling in his belly thinking about how much cum he’d be able to get from them.
I need Genji to come home in the middle of Hanzo wailing while he’s getting stuffed to the absolute max with Roadhog’s fat, short dick. He’s probably already has a gun out and trained on the back of Hog’s head, but then he sees that his brother is wearing his little slutty maid outfit and has put on some make-up that’s smeared all over his face because he’s been sucking dick like the sloppy whore he is – and then Hog realizes they’re not alone anymore and he freezes and stares at Genji.
And Genji stares back.
And Hanzo is too busy noticing anything other than him pinching and pulling on his own nipples and drooling on the floor behind the couch he’s getting fucked over.
And then Genji lowers his gun and kind of nods to Roadie and Roadie nods back and gets back to work railing Genji’s brother.
When he finally pulls out, leaving Hanzo with a gape and a raw, brick red hole, Genji takes his place to make use of the sloppy seconds.
Hanzo is not amused because now he’s over sensitive and doesn’t wan to fuck anymore but Genji holds his arms on his back with one hand and grabs a fist full of hair with the other and rides him through his over sensitivity anyway.
If his big brother wants to behave like a three dollar whore, Genji is gonna make sure he feels like one, too.