hey I’ve been wondering… is there a sexier word for cloaca?
cloaca is a dang sexy word tho… anus, maybe, but it’s not really just an anus so *shrug* cloacaaaa
I kind of spoiled myself with something that’s going to happen to Ignis in Chapter 9 but oooh boiiiii am I ready for my streamer to finally get to that point because I’m fucking thirsty for that hurt/comfort… fuck fuck fuck
also watched the Brotherhood anime and I’m happy with all the insight we got on the boys! don’t know yet whether Prompto’s backstory made me happy or annoyed though… it’s this stupid aftertaste of ‘you need to be thin to be the friend of a thin person’.
But Ignis really is the best boy holy fuck… does he even live for himself? He’s only working working working Q.Q poor boo
Captain McCree finding treasure to give to his pet mer as a gift and as thanks he gets some sweet cloaca action
Hanzo stays in a fancy tub in at captain’s quarters covered in strings of pearls and shines
ooohhhh I like this…
McCree didn’t catch Hanzo – Hanzo BULLIED him into taking him along because he knows pirate ships go all across the ocean, and he wants to see it all.
He has the whole crew wrapped around his fingers and glories in McCree prettying him up with trinkets.
He’s a moody sonoffabitch but he can be also very sweet; especially when he wants something
Hanzo likes to steal McCree’s hat which leads to a lot of jokes about who’s really in charge. Whenever Jesse tries to scold him for it Hanzo just teases him by flipping over and showing off his slit
Hanzo laughing at him and blowing bubbles. Holds the hat secure with one hand while flashing McCree his tender, pink cloaca to distract him from the theft
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #1 is amaze!!!!!!!!!!!!
:3c
tomorrow should be the next ko-fi out
ok two unrelated things but
1. AU where McCree is the janitor for a small apartment complex. He’s very competent and liked by the tenants, and they really like to compensate his work in any way they can :’ )))))
2. body swap AU where Hanzo can’t bear to look at how McCree doesn’t take the utmostTM care of his body and sits him down to trim his (own) beard :’ )))
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