Top 5 dicks. Also top 5 balls. (or top 10 in that case :))))))))))))))) )

robotfvckers:

God dam ni t I DON T’ si gh

T-top Dicks

  • Reinhardt (cut, fucking huge)
  • Gabe (uncut, good shape, very pretty)
  • McCree (uncut, meaty, very fat)
  • Doomfist (uncut, meaty, longest)
  • Genji (cut, smaller, but good with it)

Top Balls

  • Zenyatta (small, peachfuzz, tight and round)
  • McCree (furry af, fun to play with)
  • Hanzo (nice shape and well kept when he’s not on the run)
  • Gabe (the perfect balls)
  • Roadhog (the ripest, most quantity LMAO)

thank u.

danjoeg
replied to your post “thinking of writing some more housewife Hanzo later tonight or…”

He makes a very nice dinner to surprise Winston when he comes back home from a long day at work by making his favourite dish.Banana bread. Afterwords they sit and watch a movie,preferably something with sibling murder so Hanzo could enjoy it more. Le fin

SHY GOSH DARN IT! 

one of these days your lil stunt will backfire. one of these days.