tenjin;

kinkyhanzo:

i wasn’t gonna write this but @mujaween @cyberrat and the rest of y’all totally enabled me– some kabuki!Han for the hype train ;3c

cn: sojiro/hanzo, parent/child incest, cis, han calling sojiro ‘papa’, ft. hanzo’s inverted nips and lil dick 

“That’s it, musuko, we’re almost done.”

Hanzo forces himself to stay steady, holding so tight he can’t even draw breath. 

The brush drags a strong, confident line down his cheek, painting red over white, as vibrant as blood on fresh snowfall. His reflection stares back at him, honey brown eyes clouded, brimming with want.

He can’t hide it. Not when it’s just the two of them, terrifyingly, temptingly alone. 

Sojiro follows the stroke to Hanzo’s neck, his handsome face creased in concentration. The touch is impossibly steady, signalling Sojiro’s experience, the practise he’d put into this craft.

His eyelids flutter, the fine hairs on the brush tickling as they follow the throbbing beat of his pulse. He swallows the moment Sojiro pulls away, trying not to twitch at the lingering feeling of bristles on his skin.

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*deep inhale* *ok sign x100000000*

cyberrat:

cyberrat:

WHY IS DARKEST DUNGEON SO FUCKING DIFFICULT HOLY SHIT

like… they gain stress so quickly and then freak out because of course I never get the thing where they don’t break under the stress. so I have to pay horrendous sums to get them to snap out of that and while that’s happening have to use weaker chars which I can not train in anything because I barely have the money to get the food and torch for the next dungeon. I don’t have any trinkets to sell, and I have to stop the next dungeon half-way through because they start freaking out as well. and since I stopped halfway through they don’t get any experience and will never get strong like… whattttttt 

please stop slapping my balls, Darkest Dungeon. Please.

I will fucking try again.. goddamn… ffffffaaaack

cyberrat:

WHY IS DARKEST DUNGEON SO FUCKING DIFFICULT HOLY SHIT

like… they gain stress so quickly and then freak out because of course I never get the thing where they don’t break under the stress. so I have to pay horrendous sums to get them to snap out of that and while that’s happening have to use weaker chars which I can not train in anything because I barely have the money to get the food and torch for the next dungeon. I don’t have any trinkets to sell, and I have to stop the next dungeon half-way through because they start freaking out as well. and since I stopped halfway through they don’t get any experience and will never get strong like… whattttttt 

please stop slapping my balls, Darkest Dungeon. Please.

cyberrat:

cyberrat:

*rubs chin slowly*… Overwatch and Darkest Dungeon crossover? 

can’t decide whether Hanzo or McCree would be the Houndmaster. visual-wise it would absolutely be McGoo but… Hanzo loves his doggies

I hear you all and you have good reasons for Hanzo to be Houndmaster and McGoo being Highwayman but I want you to consider my porny rendition also

beware beastiality under the cut

McCree paying an extra fee at the brothel to give his good, hardworking companion some relaxation. “I know this might sound strange, but…”

And whore Hanzo being a bit taken aback but really… he’s done a lot worse things, and McCree’s big shaggy dog looks really sweet