I see in your bio that you’re dabbling in the dark tower so I have to admit: the movie may have been terrible but now I can totally understand why people like Matthew McConaughey. Like – his voice is so nice?? Like it’s so rich and smooth, and I love how the man in black can just command you to do anything and you’ll do it, and I like to think part of the magic that causes it is his voice lol

oh I would need to listen to him again because I don’t have his voice in my head anymore, but I definitely liked him, he played well in the movie.

you should read the dark tower if you haven’t yet. the movie is basically a different story and does absolutely not paint the books in a good light. and they are really really really good

ohhh my god zen’s synthetic balls though, he’s all soft and silky silicone with cores in the sacks to roll around in your hands.. just fuck.. he feels like a warm toy but he moans and squirms as real as any human

goddd yesss… so nice to play with while he presses a hand to his faceplate and makes these breathless little sounds even though he does not fukken breathe. the balls were probably his most self-indulgent addition

… @robotfvckers

Cyber the winter event ruined me. RUINED. Zenyatta’s victory pose kills me. Boi just kneeling so pretty, head bowed, arms offered up, wrists framed so pretty by his mandala (took me an age to even realize he was holding a cup) the picture of supplication and I’m losing my cool errytime I see it in game dies

he’s such a beautiful roboi and he def knows exactly how cute he is and plays with that… cheeky little minx

ossifragus:

Same.

Yo i was reading some past sidlink and like- Sidon being so fascinated with Links balls. Like he thinks they’re so cute all pretty pink and silky and /heavy/ in his palm. And they’re always so warm, can’t help just press his face up against them whenever he has the chance 👀 you know he’d want to get link off just by playing with his balls, slick that long tongue around and between and then s uck- just sidlink ballworship dude👌

Sidon being super in love with Link’s balls and Link watching in nervous fascination as he opens his mouth and sucks them in right between those viciously sharp teeth Q.Q hnngh…

~~also, unrelated to Sidlink but related to balls I thought of Zenyatta not only having a pretty synthetic dick but also pretty silicone balls… hhhh….~~

mujaween:

honestly-andrew:

Are you fucking kidding me.

@cyberrat

fandomstuffdoeshappen:

not-a-single-fuck:

lunarodents:

Tea party

🌸

@docdufresne

@cyberrat

zenyatta meeting lynx though. just. consider. snark and sass and talking and working together, and two days later genji finds them grinding against each other in an unlit corner of a hotel they’re meeting at and is suddenly made aware that his master can be a sexual being.

robotfvckers:

O-oh…oh my god… . .I’m… .. VERY INTO THAT 💦💦💦

*SLIDES RIGHT THE FUCK IN* THIS SOUNDS SUPER HOT AND I WANT LYNX WITH THEIR CUTE EARS AND SUPER NICE FASHION SENSE

CUTE OMNICS GETTING EACH OTHER OFF PLZ

thecatsred:

What?

Ugh the last pic you reblogged is just so good. Hanzo just kneeling for Jesse and being a good boy, they don’t even do anything sexual yet it’s just a pure show of submission

I know, right???? I love love love it. Especially how sure and steadfast McCree is standing there. He looks like nothing could knock him over, especially with his boy there leaning on him. fffuck