okay but have you considered genji/reinhardt?? DRAGONHARDT

THIS CAME OUT OF LEFT FIELD BUT I LOVE THIS PUN GOD BLESS

but also
God bless size difference
And robopuss
👀💦

Can we please talk about this holy shit

*Slams door open. walks into promising story like *whaddup yo I’m here to par-tay

*sees first person perspective. starts sweating profusely. Reads on because maybe that was just a typo? Reads it again. Walks out slowly and closes door softly*

there was a prompt on the overwatch kink meme talking about Ana loving bara tiddies on Reinhardt and Roadhog.

goodbye world. I have ascended and will proceed to dream about this.

(1/2) Do you think Jack would freak if he smelled Gabe’s milk on Jesse? Like nobody else knows and they think Jesse just smells weird because BW agents /always/ smell weird since they travel all over the world on the regular. So everybody’s confused when Commander Morrison looses his damn mind over Jesse smelling like almond milk soap they’re assuming he got from whatever hotel they holed up in during their last op. But Jack /knows better/.

(2/2) After Jesse figures out Jack knows the smell and that it pissed him off he rubs it in Jack’s face every chance he gets because he can be a conniving little shit when he wants to be. He won’t wash his beard after nursing so the smell lingers, makes a point to subtly toast his glass of milk at morning mess in Morrison’s direction, will ask Gabriel to pass the coffee cream while making direct eye contact with Jack, ect. By the end of the first month Jack’s ready to flip a table and eat a shoe

Gabriel would def make it into a power game and gloat right into Jack’s face

Stupid thought of stupid cowboys with stupid slogans but “Its High Noon at the Blackwatch Milk Bar” and Gabe just smacks him upside the head.

I can’t believe Jesse McCree died

mcree?? jock4bro tumblr com/post/150929242420

and bb!slut mccree?? look at his lost lil face: jock4bro tumblr com/post/150925296495

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oh both are spot on wow :O

ikkanrana:

cant believE

“And the gunslinger followed”

blckwatch:

This voice line is a reference to Stephen King’s series “The Dark Tower”. The first book, “The gunslinger”, starts like this: The man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed.

And who wears all black?

@milkcree ‘s shitposts on twitter are golden. Now I will dream about Jack getting down and dirty in a filthy public bathroom while Gabriel stands outside and collects the money from his customers. mmmhh hmmmmm

(………

and then he’ll take him home and clean him up and put him in a snuggly hoodie.

g’bye)

hsmut:

super lewd sry

HONEY HOLY SHIT I’M FREAKING OUT

holy shit. holy fucking… gooddd…. yesssss….

like.. fuck.. look at Hanzo’s dick????? it’s like so small and squished down? is he even hard? does he even still get hard or is he a slut for all them anal orgasms. fuckkkkkk.

and dat deep dicking… *sobs into hands* yes yesssss… and Hanzo’s white knuckled grip at the sheets and his lil perky nipple and Jesse’s goddamn fucking blush

Imma cry