Category: Allgemein

omg it’s a hard one to get out of w. your brother XD I had a friend (who plays OW) flat out ask if I was only interested in it for the porn. I just sat there for a while, speechless (I do want to play, but can’t for various reasons). He asked what kind of porn it was and I ended up sending him a link to all the stuff I have tagged with OW on my tumblr. He found it hilarious and interesting and was like “well, OW players are never shy about the porn when they play, so I’m not surprised” XD

haha yeah xD

well my family knows I write fanfiction and that it’s porn most of the time but I’ll still not go and rub it under their noses, that would be awkward xD

oh yeah I forgot to tell ya’ll…

[during playing OW with bro]

Me: *tells bro tidbits about the game that I picked up*

Bro: Huh you’re pretty deep into it? How come?

Me: *starts sweating profusely* I uh…. just… like… it….

Thanks to you, I’m now obsessed with McCree’s wild, tangled bush, especially when it’s soaking wet. So much potential! Gabe yanking it hard to lead Jesse around. Hanzo rubbing his nose in it, all high on the musk. DVa putting tying little bows in it, or his bush poking out the sides of bunny panties. Anna stroking it in a mommy dom kind of way, teaching him to groom it. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME, CYBER.

I HAVE OBVS DONE GOOD SHIT TO YOU, FRIEND! THESE ARE ALL PERFECTTTT

I’ve seen so much stuff about Reindhart and Mondatta doing the nasty that I assumed it was an AU where Reindhart is Mondatta’s bodyguard with benefits. Someone mentioned Reindhart eating Mondatta out? how about Reindhart eating out Mondatta while the omnic is on an important phone call and trying so hard to keep his voice steady as his clit gets licked and nibbled on, and his node gets sucked and folds spread by Reindhart’s tongue.

*dreamy sigh*

If you still want potg support advice allow me to shed some light. I have about 78 hours on zenyatta (i know i know) and almost all of my potg come from Shutdowns, which are surprisingly enough, easy to get if you stay back. Great thing about zen is his long range, so not being with the group is the way to go. Keep an eye on stationary ult characters (Pharah, reinhardt, reaper, etc.) you can tell when they’re about to ult if they get closer than usual. Keep wailing and the shutdown potg is yours

… what is a shutdown, though *whisper* 

v greatful to ya’ll for the advice, but I don’t think I’ll be playing a lot OW myself x3 maybe a match or two in between but usually I’m just watching my brother play. These kinda games just aren’t my kinda thing, sadly 😦 but watching is a lot of fun