i cant believe Reinhardt deep dicked all the stromboli monks

Anonymous said: “

deep dished it was a platter. Extra Beefy”

heronfoot:

Someone (**it was @naopao, you’re a cutie fyi) suggested the idea of corrupt monk Zenyatta with connections to the Shimada on my reverse!Hanzo and Genji post, and after fighting against it for a few days, I realized I had to at least do a sketch of him. Some headcanon junk under the cut.

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this voice line man ;_;

tfw you come to terms with your robo strength and immediately use it to terrorize the monastery

heronfoot:

My fave roboys–I like to think there was this interval where Genji was feeling like an actual person again but hadn’t quite adopted the ascetic lifestyle, and so he just ran around screaming about how incredible it is to be alive, doing backflips and harassing the other monks haha

Also shout out to @scuzer for Genji’s face headcanon–the way they draw Genji’s face single-handedly convinced me that he ought to have one lol.

puregenyatta replied to your post:I saw a gif of Zenyatta and now I’m back sobbing…

Okay but now listen to his laugh emote.

I can’t. I would genuinely sit and listen to it for half an hour on loop. it’s horrible

Okay but we’re missing an important point about stretch mark: they can and they will be used as a licking path leading to spectacular rim jobs after SO MUCH TEASING it almost hurts.

I need Morrison who is v ashamed about his stretch marks and at the same time totally into Gabe’s. can’t get enough from squeezing his ass and fingering the lines and biting at them.

he’s a stupid boy

P sure that it’s impossible to stop loving Zenyatta. Before you learn about him its fine, but the second you pay attention it’s like “well shit, you’re my heart now”

EXACTLY

this is exactly it. I’m just… omg…. this boy slays me

thatoneau
replied to your post “Still hung up on abused (former or current) sexbot Zenyatta. Will…”

Glad I’m not the only one who has contemplated this.

you def are not. I’m day dreaming about it constantly *whisper*

I saw a gif of Zenyatta and now I’m back sobbing about how cute he is. *lies quietly down on ground*

please consider: ana with stretch marks AND a c-section scar alongisde her battle scars. also probably a bunch of tattoos lbr who gets their first tattoo on their face

*flies straight into the sun*

I. Love.

Reinhardt stares at her quivering scarred belly when she rides him mercilessly and pets the faded tattoo on her outer thigh (and the one on her pubic mound because he’s always mesmerized by that)

I know the stretch mark conversation is leaning mostly towards the OW guys, but I’d like to direct everyone’s attention to Mei for a moment. Her gorgeous chubby body and all the stretch marks on her tummy and lower back and hips and breasts and everywhere. And how everyone in the team should take turns in treating that adorable chubby bunny to gentle and slow burning orgasms.

beautiful ❤ Mei in her bathing suit showing off all them stretch marks and getting them creamed by eager hands…

….

…. and cocks.