Hairy and chubby and awkward virgins McCree and human!Winston fumbling as they try to get each other off.

omfg :’ ) big thicc baras trying to figure this shit out

On the run VirginCree anon again. McCree with a hump on his nose from too many breaks. Uneven lips with a crooked smile, teeth that don’t glisten white but are slightly yellowed from the smoking. Barrel chested with thick hair, pock marked skin, too long legs, and over-large arms. Every piece of him should be in the dictionary under ‘ugly’, but thrown together he casts a shadow of want through a room when he walks in. And he doesn’t. Fucking. Care. No acknowledgement of their desire.

goddamn right nnngh ❤ he could fuck like a truck but he still feels too awkward and thinks he’s too old for that whole ‘I actually don’t know what I’m doing’ shebang so he just goes with the flow and pretends like he knows what’s going on :’ ) keeps himself out of the more raunchy discussions because he doesn’t want to put his foot in his mouth and actually comes across as gentlemanly because of it haha

big crooked nose and yellowed teeth hhhh yas

not conventionally handsome virgin McCree…

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VirginCree has me wet. Fav kink is popping a virgin cherry, show them the ropes and prove how good sex is. VirginCree only touches himself to help him sleep while on the run, doesn’t see what all the fuss is about. Till Hanzo blows his mind with an orgasm that curls his toes and rolls those hazel eyes in the back of his head. Lays there twitching for moments afterwards, gently whining with every breath. Hanzo is tickled pink, oh how much fun to make his cowboy cum.

mmmhh yes I feel ya. I like the thought of VirginCree on the run, grizzled, tired, probably drunk most of the time tho still performing on a scarily high level. Looks like he could go and fuck anybody he wanted to if he wasn’t so lazy about it. in reality he’s probably super uninterested in sex. maybe skirting asexuality? Demisexual? maybe only ever wanted Gabriel because he was the first steady presence in his life

mmmh yis

Is it okay if we tag you in posts?

sure

tumblr doesn’t always show it in my notifs so that’s most of the time the reason if I don’t react

I love it when creators draw/mention puffy assholes in gay porn, like the mchanzo comic you rebloged today was so juicy and I loved seeing Hanzo with such a puffed out hole, shows that it’s well trained and experienced 💦

right?? that’s one of my favorite things as well… I always love those things that are usually just glossed over like balls and assholes and it makes me sad :’ )

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In case you were wondering where Hanzo’s tie went:

Sorta related: my brother met a guy once crying in a gamestop because his wife left him for Wizardmon. That is all

Wtf :‘ )

lorduesugikenshin:

cyberrat:

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cyberrat:

Lets see if there are some gifs…

Stingmon

Angemon

Angewomon

Cant find one of Sylphmon… think it was Sylphmon. Not Sylphiemon. Ye but those were some of my crushes haha. There have to be more but those are off the top of my head

:’)))

omg don’t even start with Wizardmon… what they did broke my heart D:

but also…

fun fact: in the German dub Renamon had a male voice actor which I loved because the chars were always talking about how beautiful he is and that kind of super stuck with me because you never have that for male chars :’ )

@cyberrat hey op

it her (slyphymon for reference)