evengrossermilk:

evengrossermilk:

Things that keep me awake at night:

Hanzo taking pride in his pretty looking dick no matter the size. He’s got folders filled with aesthetically pleasing pictures of his dick but no one to send any to :’)

How dare all u thirsty hoes send others asks concerning this post but NOT ME??? ME?? HORNY FOR HANZO 24/7 CHICK??

Can’t believe this blatant disrespect against my obsessive Hanzo nature, you’ll be hearing from my twitter feed.

I am primarily inspired by Hancio from Afterdrop (a McHanzo fic LOL) in which Hanzo is literally just a sweet, Useless Gay who’s stressed out and thirsting after Lucio, who is objectively gorgeous and sexy as hell. Hanzo tries very hard not to show he’s totally into Lucio. The entire fic involves Hanzo thirsting after every hot guy who isn’t McCree, it’s fun.

? a McHanzo fic where he’s thirsting after everyone that isn’t McCree?

Let me give you some inspiration, dear cyber; Reincio, with slightly older Rein that has erectile dysfunction or just a problem with getting it up, and maybe transman Lulu. Some sweet, loving fingering and Rein going down on Lucio. Then Lucio maybe turning the tables, and worshipping Rein’s body, showing him he doesn’t care about his dick problem. I just had a thought and had to get it out, and thought you might enjoy the idea 😉 love your content, you ratlover

hnnnghhhh love it when one of them is impotent but they still have good, satisfying sexytimes mmmhhhh