Category: Allgemein

What’s stronger – the heart of the cards or Wrestlemania?

supergreatfrien:

If you wanted to combine the two, I suppose the wrestlers would be the monsters? They would be controlled by the duelists. They would have to think heavily about friendship before drawing the card they need to win.

Marik: “It’s over, Pharaoh! Witness my final attack as I end this shadow game! Roman Reigns, send his pitiful John Cena to the graveyard! SUPERMAN PUNCH!”

*Roman Reigns launches himself into the air and plummets downward, his fist pulled back.*

Yugi (thinking): “Oh no! My John Cena won’t be able to withstand his attack! Wait, my face down card! Joey gave it to me in case this happened!”

Yugi: “Marik! Your Roman Reigns is mighty, but strength means nothing if his punch misses the target! I activate my trap card, “You Can’t See Me!”

Marik: What?! No!

Yugi: By playing this card, my John Cena hypnotically waves his hand in front of his face! By losing eye contact with his target, your Roman Reigns is no longer able to locate him!“

*Reigns’ descent halts, and he just floats back to his starting location, landing on his feet.*

Marik: "Grr! You may have bought yourself some time, but stalling won’t save you from the shadows!”

Yugi: “Marik, I don’t need time! I’m going to draw the card I need to defeat you, RIGHT NOW!”

Yugi (thinking): “Joey, Tea, Tristan, I need you help more than ever! Please, let me draw the card you gave me!”

*Yugi draws a card and plays it without looking at it.“

Yugi: "Behold! I play the ritual card "Chicago Crowd!”

Marik: Not that card! That means he’s going to summon..!“

*The crowd in the arena starts chanting C.M PUNK, C.M PUNK!”

Yugi: “Yes! By playing this ritual card, and sacrificing John Cena, I summon my almighty C.M Punk! Go! Attack his Roman Reigns with Go To Sleep!”

*C.M Punk rushes at Reigns, picks him up, and delivers the Go To Sleep. Reigns explodes into shards.“

Yugi: Your Roman Reigns has been destroyed!”

*Marik’s expression of anger changes to one of malicious eagerness.*

Marik: “Ah ha ha ha! You fool! I’ve been manipulating you since the beginning! Now is the beginning of your end, Pharaoh! I play the magic card "Brass Ring!”

*A large brass ring appears in the air above C.M Punk. He jumps up, trying to grab it fruitlessly.*

Yugi: “Oh no!”

Marik: “ Oh yes! Your C.M. Punk is too distracted by trying to grab that brass ring to focus on anything else, reducing his attack points by half! And that’s not all! I summon the monster "Ryback!”

*Marik plays a card, and Ryback materializes in the ring.“

Marik: "I’m not done! I now play the magic card "Folding Table” and equip it to my Ryback!“

*A table appears, and Ryback takes hold of it.*

Yugi: "This can’t be! He was expecting me to play C.M Punk all this time?!”

Marik: “That’s right, and as I destroy him, I will also destroy what’s left of your life points! Say goodbye to your friends, Pharaoh, and get ready to spend the rest of eternity in the Shadow Realm! AH HA HA HA HA HA!”

*To Be Continued*

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It’s your friendly neighbourhood oily doomcio anon! I imagine Akande probably gives Lucio a good once over every time, they get on great and of course Lucio notices. Then next thing you know, he’s teasing around Akande’s ass and asking jif he’d like a more thorough massage, which he wasn’t expecting because who looks at Akande and thinks of even attempting to mount him. But fine, he’ll let Lucio try and then he’s turned into a moaning heap.

this is just such a good concept and idea. I fucking love it. The thought of Lucio rubbing Akande down after fights… massaging him before them to get his muscles warm… it’s so good. Esp with that size difference going and Akande having the sweetest little hole. maybe he is an anal virgin?? fuuuuck