Category: Allgemein

Thinking about how lynels are probably really nasty. They just stink of musk and fur. Their crotches reek of piss and old cum, their ass just smells plain nasty and you know they fart like crazy. Can just imagine link pressing his face up in that nasty centaur ass and grtting a face full of gas while he eats out the Lynels hole. Jacking himself off the whole time, because behind his stoic knightly demeneour Link is just Nasty.

*clenches fist* *lays this quickly out in the open*

Hinox are just.. hoo boy listen, one of those massive things just grabbing Link like fucking king kong, it knows it can’t fuck him so it lays it’s fat cock on him and more or less jerks off with him. When it’s not doing that it plays with him like a little doll and passes the time either licking him like a lollipop or putting whatever it finds in his ass, might even use him like a coin purse and keep it’s rupees in there

10 outta 10

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y’all understand me T.T y’all getting my drift Q.Q he doesn’t have to put his huge dick into Link, there are so many other ways he could be used

… Link laying rupees like eggs is a surprisingly hot idea tbh…

I also like the thought that for their sheer mass, Hinox’ have a pretty small penis. But compared to other races it’s still massive ofc

Omg i love the idea of Revali humiliating himself while riding Link’s cock. Acting all tough, but inside he’s just dying with shame at letting Link fuck him silly. The worst part is that Links silent the whole time, just looking up at Revali with a confident cocky smirk. The bird never looks at him but he absolutely hates that Link can be so dominant without even speaking. Revali internally just admonishing himself for being so weak and needy for a Hylian’s cock.

yeeesssss

this is 100% canon tbh. 

Maybe when Revali gets a bit weepy on his dick, close to coming, Link becomes super sweet and makes these little soothing sounds that he does when taming wild horses; patting Revali’s thighs, trying to soothe him

and that is even worse

Ah I love the idea of Kass the travelling cockslut! Like fucking a hinox would be super unrealistic but the rest of it is amazing ^_^ Can just picture him swooping down and presenting his feathery butt to the first guy he see’s. I wonder i’f he’d take notes during sex, picking out the best bits for the song he’s gonna write.

I bet his ass is so floofy with soft white feathers T.T I don’t know if he’d manage to jot down stuff while getting dicked, but I think he’d have his mind on it all the time at least