if somebody knows a good Lets Play from Evil Within, hit me up! my usual haunts don’t have it and I will not watch Markiplier, PewDiePie and consorts because they give me an aneurysm.
Category: Allgemein
Roadhog And Brian are canon piggy husbands.
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yas
I really miss slutty hanzo and I love small dick humiliation but at the same time,,hanzo having mccree worshipping his cute small dick and mccree being absolutely in love with it
small dick humiliation is suuuuuper hot… fuck… small dicks are so hot in general.. I really really like em…
so i was thinkin of wereboof mcree and human gabe right, in the sense that mcree has an entirely wolf form or a human form with separate minds but the same personality. mcree can’t control his shifts, and he has a ‘season’ per-se where he’s more often wolf than human. what if werecree just absolutely loves gabe’s scent, particularly his crotch? what if gabe has to constantly shove mcree out of his crotch and tolerate his muzzle wriggling up against the crook of his ass for a good sniff? (p1)
and it’s really tough in public bc gabe can’t leave him alone at home (he’ll destroy everything) but even on a leash and in a harness he’s constantly trying to sniff gabe and/or lick his thighs. But really gabe only has himself to blame because he indulges mcree every now and then- laying back on the couch in just his briefs so mcree can coo and boof at him and sniff his heavy balls. maybe he pulls them down so mcree can actually lick him, nipping his soft skin, drooling everywhere (p2)
ball sniffing is so good! hnnnghhh
The real question is how does no one notice McCree’s little noises or the soft wet sounds, because boy howdy I bet he gets SOAKED, absolutely gonna have to change into new boxers after the movie
If they didn’t have to stay super sneaky I bet Hanzo would get both hands down there, wiggle a gentle finger into McCree’s ass and double team him till he’s drippingMake👏The👏Cowboy👏Squirt👏👏💦💦💦💦
More trans cowbae because it’s stuck in my brain
Consider sneaky deviant Hanzo
All cuddled up with the cowboy in the rec room for a movie, both cozy under a blanket and tucked into the corner of a couch
McNugget is gettin soft and sleepy mid movie, leaning more into Hanzo and enjoying the temple kisses and the hand wrapped around his back to rub his shoulder, and doesn’t protest when the other hand sneaks into the band of his sweatpants
Hanzo takes his sweet time with just lazy, gentle teasing, enough to get McCree interested and worked up without spooking him (considering they’re still…. In the rec room)And maybe McCree isn’t all that comfortable with vag penetration but dang if he doesn’t enjoy the fuck out of a good rub, Hanzo’s big hand cupping him with the heel of his palm grinding in slow circles over the firm chub of Jesse’s cock
Eventually it’s just Hanzo givin McCree a nice clit massage, rubbing the tip and under the hood and gently jerkin it till his boy is boneless and whimpery
👌👌👌👌👌
Oh my god Brian being a cute little piggy slut at the bbq. Well not little but you get it. He just lounges around in the dirt and the nicer ones give him belly rubs but some of the other dads (coughcough probably robert) really like pulling his tail and making him squeal. They all get to fuck him ofc. And he’d love sucking people off/eating them out (insert bad jokes about spitroasting and suckling pigs here)
you people are fucking spoiling me. holy shit…
God the thought of pig Hanzo and Pig Brian lying in the mud both grunting and fat. Each of them complete sluts with sloppy stretched out cunts. Bet the best show at the bbq is watching the two of them wrestle for who gets fucked next. Hanzo’s much more aggressive but Brian almost lazily just lies ontop of him and presses him down. Until The dads/ow guys come up and cover them both with piss and cum.
Anonymous said: “
I’d hope that both Brian and Hanzo as fat slutty pigs would be completly soft during anything that happens to them. With how loose and soft their holes are their prostates must have been fucked away years ago. In fact they both would probably hate to get any pleasure from being fucked, they know that their holes are are basically just mobile glory holes just there for any random guy to use and drop a load in.
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I feel like Hanzo’s body type would be the canon one but other than that, yes to aaaalllll of this. *clenches fist*
I hadn’t even thought much about them not *wanting* to get hard but now… I have thought about it… and it is so hot????? them just wanting to get used and have their holes filled, proud when they can’t get hard… fuck… that’s so hot x.x
and them tussling until Brian just presses him down with his weight is also… fucking golden…
feitan,tumblr,com/post/164318684950/i-slap-your-nuts-from-across-the-room-with-one-of This has to be DVA and Soldier 76, do you confirm or deny this?
omg… probably confirmed… the bastard would like it, too :’)
Ohhhyisssss Damien softly cooing praise and rubbing Brian’s belly as he’s wrist-deep in their beautiful piggy slut I am LIVING! ♡ – Bun
*claws at facccccceeee*
ddadds/Overwatch crossover where Hanzo and Brian can be pig sluts during the BBQ cookout…
but yisss… wrist deep in him, fist fucking him so he finally can feel his ass being filled T.T