How about this: dream daddy; hugo’s hands a fairly big and very harm (like the sun!! o/). After sex he purr and let’s his hands glide and explore all over his partner, keeping them nice and warm. This has two results : makes them both fall asleep or gets the mood back on for another round ;)

Hugo is such a sweet man… bet he smells really good of cologne and his hands are v dry but super fumbly because he gets very excited when sex is an option. afterwards he’s lethargic tho and just wants to touch and cuddle

I dunno why but I have this very specific headcanon for Joseph and it’s that he likes to get gaped. Like, Robert getting his cock real deep in Joseph who’s pinned to the bed, Robert’s hand tightly gripping his blonde hair and keeping his face pressed in that pillow, and then suddenly pulling out, letting Joseph’s hole gape and make cute lil squish noises and hearing him moan high pitched and brokenly as his hips buck up needing that dick in him again. Y/N?? Do you agree papa?

gape with humiliating noises is super fucking hot and I love it. I like the thought of Joseph looking really put together and proper but in actuality his hole is fucked loose and he probs should wear some special undies because holy shit that’s not safe, my man :’)

I didn’t really understand anything, you’re right. I believed Idris when he said he needed to kill Walter because what Idris says goes and because I know enough to know I was missing a Great Deal of backstory. ☺

it’s so sad because the books are so good and I love all the characters in them SO MUCH. I can’t even express how very near and dear they are to my heart

So, I just came out of the cinema and watched The Dark Tower…

it was a super small room and I was the only one in it so :’ ))))

opinions under the cut

I kinda liked it but was also super annoyed with it because people that have not read the books probably had no idea what was going on the whole goddamn time.

There were no real explanations for anything. The characterizations were super lacking. I, as someone who loves loves loves the books, was kinda okay with it because I knew those characters. But someone who doesn’t know them doesn’t give a shit about them as they were represented in the movie and I can’t fault them.

Just… a super confusing mess where the real importance of why Roland is so hellbent on killing Walter doesn’t come out. The explanation given in the movie (absolutely artificially invented btw… not at all the reason from the books) is not really convincing. It’s p shallow/a super boring movie trope.

A lot of the changes they made I couldn’t understand… like why they totally changed up Jake’s backstory when the original one was so very compelling.

I do like Idris Elba a whole lot tho, so… :((((

also not sure still if there will be more movies…

about that robert/craig thing, it wont be done too soon. maybe tomorrow? you’ll have to be patient since im not the GREATEST writer out there but hell if im going to let that keep me from writing my weird fetishy desires. ill link you the fic in an ask when it’s ready! it’s gonna be on ao3! im excited to see though that you liked the idea :,^D

take your time, take your time! I’m just super excited for it now xD but do it at your own pace!!!

god its like i ghost wrote that ask about someone having a soft gaping asshole that makes lewd noises when fucked into because im literally working on a fic like that between craig and robert, robert being this ass virgin who craig is taking a great deal of care to fuck into nice and easy but like craig prepped him all sweet and loose and used a bit too much lube and robert is just HUMILIATED at the noises his body makes and. i was wondering if youd be interested any when its done?

cyberrat:

WOULD I BE??!?!?!?!??!?

WOULD I BE FUCKING GODDAMN INTERESTED´?´´´!´!´!?!?!POIIFÖKLDFJAÄLKFDJALÖDFKJALSDFKJAÖLFKJ

I got so fucking excited when I read this

please

please for the love of everything

I need to read it when you’re done

please please please

will it… will it be done soon…

I’m stupidly excited for this now… virgin Robert + humiliation through embarrassing noises is… it’s so good… fuck…

and someone getting farted on their dick :’)))))))))))))))))

god its like i ghost wrote that ask about someone having a soft gaping asshole that makes lewd noises when fucked into because im literally working on a fic like that between craig and robert, robert being this ass virgin who craig is taking a great deal of care to fuck into nice and easy but like craig prepped him all sweet and loose and used a bit too much lube and robert is just HUMILIATED at the noises his body makes and. i was wondering if youd be interested any when its done?

WOULD I BE??!?!?!?!??!?

WOULD I BE FUCKING GODDAMN INTERESTED´?´´´!´!´!?!?!POIIFÖKLDFJAÄLKFDJALÖDFKJALSDFKJAÖLFKJ

I got so fucking excited when I read this

please

please for the love of everything

I need to read it when you’re done

please please please