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cyberrat:

so… McCree lounging in boxers because it’s hot as hell in the base. falls asleep with his legs spread like the manwhore he is and his dick tip peeking out of the leg hole

guess whos back, back again

Hanzo only swings by the lounge because he’s looking for his brother; Genji and himself had a lot of catching up to do even now, but the man was energetic and flighty as ever. He was checking all the likely places he might find him when he caught sight of something truly breathtaking-even if he would rather feign death than admit it out loud: McCree, chewing on the straw of his iced tea, naked but for a worn pair of boxers, leg bouncing irritably while sweat shined on its hair. From where he stood he could just barely tell that there was something more than a leg bouncing those boxers(almost so thick he mistook it for a brief bulge of muscle for a moment, until recognition set in). Ducking his head, he slipped away before anyone could notice his staring.

One full sweep of the base and still no brother later, Hanzo is feeling irritated. He’ll just make one last peek in the most likely room and then give up if he wasn’t there. Genji could be scolded when he finally stopped by his personal quarters. Grumbling, he makes his way back to the lounge–and nearly trips at the sound of a camera click as he comes back to the sight of his brother crouching on the lounge floor with a cameraphone in hand in front of a conked-out spread-legged McCree. 

Oh fuck. Genji would do that. Ejlakedkd

so I have thought about this and I came to the conclusion that I would like this even better if D.Va were involved. Her sitting on the floor across the table, mouth gaping open a bit, staring at McCree’s tip slip.

When Hanzo strolls in she’s probably in the process of pressing one hand against her hot face and the other one vanishing suspiciously beneath the table while Genji is taking pictures of the big, hairy, lewd cowboy.

If Hanzo hadn’t come in I’m p sure Genji would have talked her into licking McCree’s foreskin clean because I’m also v sure he’s the sloppiest dude when it’s about properly shaking off after taking a piss.

The best thing is tho, he wouldn’t even much bat an eyelash if he woke up in the middle of Genji’s impromptu filming session :’ )

crimsonraiders,tumblr,com/post/161190682033 – I just saw this and practically died because it’s so true. Hanzo was smart to be very discreet when he was in the clan but the second he got the chance I’d say he’d have a HAREM of sexy men to use as furniture and snort crack off of. Heck if stayed in the clan he’d might have a LITERAL harem that lived in the castle with him so he could have a business call while being sucked off. Let this man be filthy.

you say it like we all haven’t figured him to be a huge nasty slut for a while now :’ )

that tweet is hilarious and v true tho x3 not that it would minder my enjoyment of virgin!Hanzo :’)))))

mmmhh harem 

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Love your centaur Gabriel, Must have more!!! If you decide to write it, maybe Gabe gets comfortable enough to let Jesse touch him in other places and playfully backs up into McCree’s face… Funny thing, horses tend to fart when they are relaxed XD

plz don’t me fart kink is the only kink I’m too embarrassed to write :’)

fun fact: when Ikku and I had talked about centaur Gabriel, we had also talked about him backing up on Jesse and Jesse rimming him… because Jesse is a freak and loves some big soft horse anus :’)

nsfw-sin:

cyberrat:

so… McCree lounging in boxers because it’s hot as hell in the base. falls asleep with his legs spread like the manwhore he is and his dick tip peeking out of the leg hole

guess whos back, back again

Hanzo only swings by the lounge because he’s looking for his brother; Genji and himself had a lot of catching up to do even now, but the man was energetic and flighty as ever. He was checking all the likely places he might find him when he caught sight of something truly breathtaking-even if he would rather feign death than admit it out loud: McCree, chewing on the straw of his iced tea, naked but for a worn pair of boxers, leg bouncing irritably while sweat shined on its hair. From where he stood he could just barely tell that there was something more than a leg bouncing those boxers(almost so thick he mistook it for a brief bulge of muscle for a moment, until recognition set in). Ducking his head, he slipped away before anyone could notice his staring.

One full sweep of the base and still no brother later, Hanzo is feeling irritated. He’ll just make one last peek in the most likely room and then give up if he wasn’t there. Genji could be scolded when he finally stopped by his personal quarters. Grumbling, he makes his way back to the lounge–and nearly trips at the sound of a camera click as he comes back to the sight of his brother crouching on the lounge floor with a cameraphone in hand in front of a conked-out spread-legged McCree. 

Oh fuck. Genji would do that. Ejlakedkd