Noticed the ask about the dragon hybrid bros sniffing over the dirty cowboy, and I give it two thumbs up. Just imagine McCree lazily smoking a cigar, maybe even half asleep, while two dragons nose over him. Starting at his pits and working their way down until one’s sniffing at his balls and the other’s nose is halfway up his ass

NONNIE

FUCKING HELL YES

THIS

IS 

ME SHIT

*claws at face* this is exactly what I was thinking. fack. good shit. please more. feed me.

honestly the only thing i dislike about that new hanzo skin is that his tiddy isnt on display :^( unacceptable

that was the first thing I zeroed in on tbh. looking at the chest and missing the tiddies lol

I also was very peeved about his dance but at second thought it’s kinda nice because with all the jumping he does his tiddies gotta be in constant motion

need to keep that in mind in fics :3c when McCree is all ‘can u show me a traditional dance’ and then leans back and just watches the tiddies bounce

*slams hands on table* Holy shit that dragon-McCree post, lemme in on that shit with the Shimada bros. Like during a full moon their dragon blood grows stronger and they turn into those hybrid forms – and goddamn do they get possessive and needy about the things they treasure, like musky cowboys.

Actually if I may I have more dragon Shimada thoughts. There’s this art here – lintufriikki,tumblr,com/post/154222349793/day-4-au-genji-is-a-shapeshifting-dragon-and – it’s Genyatta but it’s got the general idea of dragons liking Shiny Things. And then they see a man with shiny buckles and spurs. Even a shiny arm! Iiiinteresting. What other parts of him are shiny? (I got more if you want.)

Link

Nonono plz. Leave Genyatta as Genyatta. Because I need. I need.

I like the thought of dragon hybrid Shimadabros liking a smelly cowboy because they enjoy sniffing him all over :’ )

Dear cyberrat, Could you pretty please write a companion fic for that Anahardt comic? You’re incredible at smutty fiction, and you’d be perfect for it. Sincerely, One obnoxiously thirsty Anahardt shipper

Anonymous said: “Omg yes!!! Pls pls pleeeeeaaaase write smth to the rein/ana hair pulling thing. It’s on my mind every damn day since the sketches got releases n it’s just THE BEST!!! N your style is so damn good so it would be the most epic combination!!! *^*

I’m very flattered, thank you very much. I would need to ask the artist first tho. 

the best dances: Zenyatta, Roadhog, Reinhardt. 

Just so you know

just so you know where we at in this debate.

it’s no debate, really, I decreed and it has to be followed to the T *slams gavel hectically*

Symmetra is also good