highkey i want a teacher like zenyatta too!! mega highkey i want a FRIEND like zenyatta,,, heals and helps you with laughter and jokes. Amazing. bless zenyatta

heavily inspired by this tweet!!

lovelovedeary:

The reckoning draws near.

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You probably have already finished the Mchanzo small cock humiliation Drabble and in that case it’s fine… but, could you may be please add a few sentences, may be 2 or 3 with some sort of aftercare or something similar? Like just McCree reminding Hanzo how much he loves him, that would really cute 👀

I have not yet written it, so I can definitely do that. I wasn’t about to let him break Hanzo apart anyway. y’all should know I’m too much of a softy for that lol

but I can add some lines at the end that make it a little clearer that it is consensual, if I didn’t manage to make it abundantly clear in the whole of the fic

Mchanzo small cock humiliation? Sounds spicy 🌶 Is it Hanzo who is getting humiliated tho? I mean 2 dragons must compensate for something amiright No, but jokes aside, that is some top content right there, love your writing, can’t wait

excuse u

McGoo always has the biggest, fattest dick. so of course it’s Hanzo who gets humiliated. to be fair tho he’s a nasty slut and loves it.

thanks for the kind words ❤

humbertsobek,tumblr,com/post/160662107438 – this isn’t a sexy pic but I just adore Widowmaker and Hanzo at the bottom there because I’m sure like 99% of his synapses have fried because he is a proper japanese noble but he wants her to step on him SO BAD. Like she could dom the shit out of him and he’d have no hesitation subbing because he’s in a trance of wanting to worship her. (1/2)

(2/2) I don’t ship Widow with anyone because she was once happily married and then was brainwashed, so no ability to consent, but if I could I would love her with Hanzo. Because she’s all poised and refined and cultured but would also drag her perfectly manicured nails down his chest until they leave marks and he would LOVE IT. They’d also non-stop snark each other and bitch about other people over pastries and tea. Shit I think I need to draw this now.

good good HC right there ❤

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y’all know what’s cute?

you wanna know specifics?

you wanna know more?

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MOAR?

ok that’s enough

Hello :) Are you still taking the prompts from before? I was thinking of sending you one but I dont want too if youre too busy

you can always send prompts but I’m not always writing for them because of time and stuff. but sometimes I keep them for a later date

When is your next fic compilation likely to drop? I want to set some money aside for it. No rush of course. :”)

I hope it’ll drop in the next few days *knocks on wood* the artist is still working on the pics :3

I just thought of dom Reinhardt humiliating Hanzo by ordering him to compare their dicks and asking him what he sees. Hanzo would be blushing and peeking up at him, ashamed and shy and so cute as he whimpers about how much bigger Reinhardt is, all teary eyed. 😩👌

how curious you would bring this up now… I just wanted to start the McHanzo small penis humiliation today :3c I didn’t, but I will soon trololol

Hanzo’s dick next to Reinhardts would be reaaally good

martianbees:

creed-of-corruption:

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secretsinthemargin:

I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.

OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T REALIZE, SANDRA HILL IS THE WOMAN WHO WROTE “ROUGH AMD READY” ANOTHER EROTIC VIKING NOVEL. SOME OF THE MORE MEMORABLE QUOTES BEING:

“As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.”

“Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.”

“Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.”

YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE READ THIS TO AT COLLEGE. ONE GUY COMPLETELY LOST IT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER HEARING THE PHRASE “DICK ANEURYSM.”