My latest naughty purchase? Pokemon cards. I can’t help but want to collect them all cyber h e l p

YOU DEVIANT

u are beyond help D:

damn I liked to collect them when I was a kid. didn’t know how to play but liked the flavor text; the same with Magic The Gathering cards; bro played and I read the flavor texts and looked at the pics

I literally just walked out of sex shop with my new purchases. A ball gag and an anal plug trainer set

oooh have fun!

I always kinda wanted to go into a sex shop but then I was like ‘me lil fingers are enough for me tbh’ so I never did xD

Cyber help I keep thinking about Jesses first time going bareback

giving it or receiving it? :3c

Strap-ons are so nice tho. My gf and I got one and my nasty little heart appreciates the occasional rough pounding sooo much ♥

yaasss ❤ ❤ ❤ so lovely

Naughty purchases ? Just got a strap on to surprise the boyfriend who accidentally and drunkenly told me he sometimes fantasizes about pegging while blushing furiously. Idek if you wanted to know but i just had to tell someone

fuuuuuck that’s so nice. I hope it’ll be good for you two!!

Men who like to bottom for a lady are so hot T.T

kirinlust:

dichordart:

robotfvckers:

dichordart:

Long story short, my flatmate’s ex was supposed to be paying the water bill when she was still living here, but she hasn’t paid it since January. She didn’t tell us about it before moving out, and now the water company needs the £220 owed by tomorrow or further action will be taken (water turned off, reported to the council, etc.)

She WILL be paying me back in installments, but who knows how long that’ll take. She definitely can’t help me out by tomorrow so it’s all on my shoulders to deal with this.

I only JUST settled in to this flat and the stress is killing me :c so if you can help spread this around I’d really appreciate the help!!

My email address is dichordart@gmail.com if you’d like to contact me somewhere other than tumblr, and my paypal.me page can be found here!!

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