it’s so sad when you read porn that is v nice from just a kink standpoint, but the writer is so afraid to let them be anything but ‘politically correct’ that it takes all the punch out of it x.x

ok look i lied about the pet jack thing but. jack sometimes. his tits get full and near bursting and. hanzo ends up trying to hide how badly he wants to suck them so since jack is irritable cause neither jesse or gabe are around he just. soothingly calls over to hanzo who is all confused until jack offers up his tit. he ends up cradling hanzo and hanzos so messy. he has to nearly growl out not to use teeth but hanzo doesn’t bite he just grazes his teeth on accident. (1)

and jack is so sweet to him during it hanzo starts becoming a bit attached to this secret sweet side. calls jack daddy as a slip up but jack goes with it. let’s hanzo suck his tit or lay across him when he needs a form of comfort. jesse and gabe think it’s the cutest damn thing they’ve seen, considering jack tries to play like he doesn’t like those beautiful eyes looking up at him adoringly. hanzo essentially becomes his favorite to breastfeed.

hhhHHHh

Hanzo’s pretty dark eyes looking up at him while he suckles. going a lil cross-eyed because he’s a goober. I love this AU 

bara-laika:

cyberrat:

Just got told in Mass Effect are aliens with two sets of balls and I kind of spaced out fantasizing about how humid and fragrant that fold between those two sets had to be.

fuuuck

Embrace the quad, Cyber. I bet you could lose your head in there, since Krogans get HUGE… how better to humble a pathetic human than stuffing their whole goddamn head into the ballads fold?

Also, consider: big, blunt, ridged Krogan dicks. Maybe two dicks? Either way, there’s gonna be sore jaws and yawning gapes.

I need to… resist… the temptation…

That is complete true
Genji is the only one from the two ShimadaBros who let Jesse know how much he loves his cock

yes absolutely. I mean… Hanzo lets him know as well but it always takes so much work until he forgets that he’s supposed to be tsundere and nobody knows about him being a cockslut (yeah… right, Hanzo)

Genji on the other hand is all like ‘omfg did you get it all in??? make a pic but wait until I look cute’ *trembling smile and peace signs*