!!! that’s so awesome!
I can’t wait to finally get a PC so I can get carried by ya’ll
Category: Allgemein
A friend of mine is cursing on FB because their rat bit them in the nipple and I thought you should know :P
fuuuck that has to hurt like a bitch. Like… I can’t remember the last time I cried out of physical pain when I was a kid but like two months ago my rat bit me for the first time and I could lit feel her teeth scrape across the bone of my finger. I cried so goddamn hard just because it hurt *that* much.
a few days ago she rammed into my hand teeth first; didn’t bite much but I have a huge bruise still on my hand.
Can’t even imagine how badly a nipple bite has to hurt
The reveal of the ~thing~ Introducing: Cyberrat’s first Fic Compilation
If you remember (and maybe even participated), I had a big poll with 10 possible short fics pertaining various pairings and kinks.
Of these 10 fics I took the 5 most popular and wrote short porny ficlets for them!
To make a long story short (huehuehue) I prettied the end product up and put it in a neat PDF and EPUB (E-Book) format, placed a bow on top and have it now up on my brand new
Edit: Added the MOBI format for kindle users!
You can buy both files in one for 5 € (5.32$) >>>here<<<. You can pay via PayPal or CreditCard and you will receive a mail with your purchase immediately.
The fic collection contains the following:
Reaper76 – Oviposition – Soldier stuffs Reaper full of a nice clutch of artifical eggs and has a unique proposition for him…
McHanzo – CowCree – Hanzo has been fantasizing of fucking his cow for a long while. Finally he brings up the nerves to go through with it…
McReyes(young) – Exhibitionism – Jesse might be a few years younger than Commander Reyes but Gabriel still feels safe enough with him to let him take him out into the town for fun…
Genyatta – Slutshaming – Zenyatta is not the pure robot boy his teammates know him as… and Genji likes very much to remind him…
McReyes(young) – Premature Ejaculation – Commander Reyes has a reward for Jesse after a training session well done. Jesse is a helplessly overexcited puppy…
All fics are at least 1400 words meaning, if they had been commissioned they would be 14€/14$ each. At 5 bucks for all you are making a real bargain, if I do say so myself.
Again… buy it >>>here<<< and thank you so much for it. Makes me really giddy and happy!
(and thanks sosososososo much to @naopao who worked a lot on the layout and was just an overall pal and so very patient with my questions)
Naughty Fic Compilation Vol. 2 – Creature Feature
And here it is ❤ thanks to all who left a vote or expessed their interest in this special edition of the OW fic compilation with the theme: Creature Feature.
You can find it >>here<< for a standard price of 5€ (approximately 5.33$). You have the option of spending more if you wish to give a tip or anything but that is absolutely up to you!
Edit: Added the MOBI format for kindle users
The Compilation contains:
McHanzo (extra large) – Mer!Hanzo – McCree has taken his time to get close to Hanzo, but he hasn’t been prepared for the merman to suddenly wanting to get close to *him*…
McGenji – Werewolf!McCree – An inebriated Genji comes back home and needs some loving from his friendly werewolf guard… (featuring full wolf shift McCree)
McHanzo – Harpy!Hanzo – McCree volunteers to take care of lord Shimada’s approaching mating cycle…
McReaper – Centaur!Reaper – Farmhand McCree is not as sneaky as he thinks he is, and Gabriel is surprisingly eager to make his dreams come true…
Reinji – Dragon!Genji – Genji usually plays with his food before eating it but he’s too enamored with how *big* of a bite this new knight is to actually consider fighting…
Each story is longer than 1.400 words, meaning if they had been commissioned, a single story would have cost 14€/14$. At 5 bucks for all of them together, you’re making a real bargain :3
Again, you can find it >>here<< and thank you very much for all the interest and support!
Naughty Fic Compilation Vol. 3
Hi, Hello, Welcome ❤ Naughty Fic Compilation Vol. 3 is out now! Thanks to all who voted on this edition’s fics, and everyone who expressed interest and was enthusiastic for it!
You can get the newest compilation >>>here<<< for a minimum of 5€ (~5.33$) and with the option of tipping more, if you want to (though it is absolutely optional)
Edit: Added the MOBI format for kindle users
The fic compilation includes the following:
McHanzo – Age Difference – Hanzo is a very wealthy man, yet he elects to be the sugar daddy of a very unconventional young man…
Soldier76/Reaper – Xenophilia – Jack has wondered for a while why Reaper never wanted to get deeper than some heated make-out sessions. He decides to take measures into his own hands…
Soldier76/Reinhardt – Size Queen – A little bet and a long standing fantasy allow Reinhardt to be a little rougher to the Strike Commander…
Mondatta/Genji – Pseudo Incest+Cuckold – Genji might have been sent into a monastery but he’s not too sad about it; especially when the monks are so very hot and eager to be at his beck and call – even if Mondatta plays coy…
Hanzo/Lúcio – Praise Kink – Hanzo loves getting humiliated, Lúcio loves having fun in bed. Surprisingly enough, their needs mesh *very* well…
All the fics are longer than 1.400 words, meaning if they had been commissioned, a single fic would have cost 14€/14$. At 5 bucks for all of them together, you are making a real bargain!
Also I feel like this batch has come out especially well, if I do say so myself.Also: I have not forgotten about the ones that had problems with the epub version on their devices. We are working on a solution for it!
*is beat for no real reason* *reblogs gumroad posts before falling into a coma*
tomorrow should have been a free day full of porn but I got some surprise appointments shoved in right at the last sec soooooo here’s hoping they’re over and done with fast enough that I can recuperate and then write the stuff I promised because I hate promising stuff and having to delay it again and again
dats not what I’m about yo
So the thing is that I’m writing on some nasty McReyes for a humble dad but after that, I’ll def look into some Faunyatta
my shoulder is literally burning so this is all you’ll get tonight im gomen ya fools enjoy
petition to give faunyatta all the dicks?
I need his plush lil ass fuuuuuckkkkeeed T.T esp when his lil tail is flicking agitatedly while he’s getting wrecked on dick
A little tardy to the party but throwing some Climbing Class at you ’cause I’m new to the fandom and thirsty for some Wendigo!Josh! But, like, omega!wendigo!Josh in heat and desperately trying to get Chris to fuck him! Like crawling into his lap and rubbing his ass all over his crotch, trying to make him take him, sometimes even in front of their friends! Okay, so I guess what I’m really thirsty for is some thirsty!omega!wendigo!Josh, and I want your opinion!
daaang you should def check out my (v smol) climbing class tag because I know for a fact that I’ve written Wendigo!Josh getting frisky with a reluctant/embarrassed Chris in front of their friends
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