Category: Allgemein

Cyber. Cyber, pls. Help. I can’t get the image of the Shimada bros and their tiny adorable dicks next to McCree’s Big American Cock™ out of my head.

WHAT SHOULD I DO??? THERE’S NOTHING TO BE DONE ABOUT IT I’M SORRY SON BUT THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE

you’ll just have to deal with it

especially with them going to town on his ass and rabbit fucking him something fierce while his big dick is just swinging between his thighs and he’s going cross-eyed with the sensation

he just loves every dick of any shape and size.

star-anise:

piesandfalcs:

mnwood:

have i ever told y’all about the greatest moment of my academic career

i was a freshman in college and i had this history teacher who was ~edgy~ and his hotness level on ratemyprofessor was off the charts and he was the first teacher i ever heard use the word “fuck.” anyway he would do this thing every so often where we’d have a “quiz” and the first two questions were always really easy and the last one was hard – they were all similar questions, and the point was to show what you learn about history and what you don’t. 

so one day he’s like okay kids time for a quiz and the first question was who killed abraham lincoln. the second question was who killed JFK. third question was who killed william mckinley. 

we all take a few minutes and write down our answers, and then the teacher asks the questions again so we can shout out the answers. everybody answered the first two with really no problem.

now, keep in mind that this class was at 9 a.m. and i was exhausted All The Time during my freshman year of college so i sat in the back in my sweats and never said a word and the teacher definitely had no clue who i was. 

so you can imagine his surprise when he asked the class who shot william mckinley and without missing a beat i said, “czolgosz,” pronounced correctly and everything. 

my teacher froze and in a very stern voice asked, “what was that? what did someone just say?”

i repeated: czolgosz.

my teacher: “who said that?”

i raised my hand, and my super cool history teacher glared at me. he then asked me how the hell i knew the answer. he said that in the TWENTY YEARS he’d been teaching this stupid class, nobody, not A SINGLE PERSON, had ever known the answer to that question.

i then had to quietly explain to a room full of people that there’s a musical called assassins and there’s a song about czolgosz shooting william mckinley at the great pan american exposition in buffaloooooooo (in buffaloooooooo)

@thelaurenshippen

I had to go look it up.

(1/2) Oh fuck what if Jesse had the key to Hanzos cage, and tells him if he wants to get let out then he needs to take a pic of his cage somewhere public. Less than an hour later he gets a text, a picture of Hanzo standing in an alley, his shirt pulled up and held in his teeth, showing off his chest and abs, his free hand pulling down his waistband to show off his clear cock cage. McCree just replies “Good boy”

(2/2) They fuck that night, McCree singing his praises of Hanzo, telling him what a good slut he is, showing his cage off to anyone who may walk by. Hanzos dick swinging freely, hard as a rock as he gets dicked down so good. But Jesse doesn’t let him cum. Hanzo tries to protest, but McCree tells him he only said he would unlock him. “You’re gonna need to do more than just snap a quick pic in an alley for me to let you nut. Now get that cage back on so I can lock you back up.”

*rattles goddamn cage bars*

THIS IS MY JAM RIGHT HERE

RIIIIGHHHHT HEEEERRREEE

Hanzo loves it. He might be protesting but deep down he wants McCree to bully him around and be mean to him and his cock. He wants all of that.

He probably starts gasping in air after Jesse says his last line and is just close to coming like that. Jesse has to fumble and get his hand on them balls and pull on them really mean to make Hanzo scramble back from orgasm.

goddamn… Hanzo going around shooting nasty pics of himself just for McCree’s amusement….