Heyyy cyberrrr you know what this hotdogging business makes me think of? Sombra letting reaper slide his thick cock through her fat dark lips and hanging onto whatever he’s fucking her over :D

you don’t say :3c I mean… I’ll be starting up the compilation soon… ❤ I bet something like that will def find it’s way in

bonebo replied to your photo:

bonebo:

slavetomyheadcanon: I can’t help but…

YOU CAN PROVE NOTHING //HIDES

and I saw it, too. I saw you cackling over there and was like ‘what is TK up to’

and I didn’t put two and two together

I am too gullible

all my friends leave me. all of them. *wipes at lil tear*

I’ve always heard the pussy job thing called hotdogging

Anonymous said: “

“Pussy job” ties with “hotdogging” for a bad name for a hot sexual act tbh”

Anonymous said: “

AJJSJXDJJAJKXKDKF CAMEL TOE Slide. Take it back now yall. One hump this time.”

I dunno I kinda like hotdogging. it’s not a sexy word obvs but it doesn’t get this visceral knee jerk reaction out of me. maybe because dicks are ridiculous and pussies are *deep inhale* they are good and pure

PLEASE NO MORE

Wahhh just got ur second fic compilation and it was so good! So happy you’re offering this service to us <3 thank u <3

you’re very welcome! so happy you enjoyed it ❤ ❤ ❤

ikkanrana:

just a little follow up of this

bonebo:

slavetomyheadcanon:

I can’t help but wonder….

WHAT IS THIS

……. TEEEEEEEEE KAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

Tbf I think pushy job sounds a lot better than what I used to think that act was called… then again I always thought it was called the camel toe slide….

please don’t

ya’ll making pussies unsexy

*sob*

sissyspacek:

I don’t mean to toot my own horn, but if Jesus Christ lived in Chicago today, and he had come to me and he had five thousand dollars, let’s just say things would have turned out differently.

Chicago (2002) dir. Rob Marshall

LMAO right? Pussy job sounds ridiculous and ugly. Worst word. Maybe a form of punishment because how dare you not perform on the battlefield perfectly my mech has a SCRATCH because of you.

What’s the closest you think Hana would let 76 touch her? Your fleshlight fic is one of my favs but would she ever give him a pussy job? Also I legit had to hunt down the phrase for what that’s called because I couldn’t explain it right 😟

I wish you had just described it because pussy job makes me laugh and cringe.

I could see her doing that but I’m not quite sure if it would be meant as a ‘you did REALLY well’ or just another form of torture :O