thoughts on McCree having a wet dream about Hanzo after being separated from the archer for months?

McCree is a v wet boi so he’d def soak through his underwear. Get it real nice and clingy, sticking to his cock like a second skin. He’d also be sleepy enough to just weakly pat and push at his dick, brain not really catching up on what to do even though in his dream he probably is deep dicking Hanzo like a champ.

He’ll come p quickly with his big hand over his big, trapped dick and have a little happy smile on his face at all that warm, creamy cum filling his boxers. He’s too far down sleep-wise before he can register that the mess is getting cold and uncomfortable.

HOW DARE YOU HOW FUCKING DARE YOU REBLOG MY POST WITH SUCH A THING NOW U HAVE ME THINKING ABOUT THIS AT WORK the strong tough soldier, curt and rough and such a hard ass, being a total slut for D.va behind closed doors. This kills me it kills me inside so good sob ��������even better if she’s the kind to low key boss him around the others and he complies. “Get me this!” OR “get me that!” OR “do this for me, will you, Jack?” And he just quietly does it ��

HOW DARE I

SHAME ON ME

SHAME ON MY COW

Then plz don’t think about him kneeling next to her while she’s gaming and having his hands beneath his dick, hopefully lifting it up to her like “Look how hard I am. You did this to me. Please touch it? It’s pretty don’t you think? Real big and thick?” and her looking down occasionally and smirking at him and pressing her lil toes against the drippy head to gently push him away and go: “I’m thirsty. Can you get me some lemonade?”

And he stands up and puts on his sweatpants and trudges out to get it for her without a fuss, and all the others see him and his denied little face and just shake their heads. He gets especially off if they look at him like You disgust me.

76, officially the bland old man.

kirinlust:

Omg not bland at all, all these characters are unique, I mean admittingly, the only physical aspect that makes him stand out is his scars, but honestly, and this means a lot coming from me who literally is a slut for every single character in this game, Soldier has to be one of my most favorites sob. I can just see him being such a socially awkward shit, he’s been in the military all his life, just imagine this old shy man trying to connect with people properly, it makes my little gay heart ache 😭💓💓💓

shy old man trying to convince his dom that his cock is da bomb™ and her just denying him forever and ever :’)

he’s so cute when he’s desperate and wanting T.T