ok. goshdarn. I’m gonna make a post where I put all of those lovely peeps together because there are a lot and I love all of them. So!

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Anonymous said: “

23, dog groomer and gay ace. Oh and girl. I usually avoid fics filled with sex but you do it so well omg love u”

DOG GROOMER OMG

you are living the dream, my friend. you are living. the dream. Also yay, fellow ace! welcome, welcome! I’m very flattered you enjoy my stuff :3

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Anonymous said: “

I am but a humble art major in community college who hates anything not history, english, or art with a hope of working for Pixar or Disney one day. Not impressive but the experience is nice <3″

that is awesome and I really really hope you can make it to one of them! like hhhHHHh goals tbh. goals.

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Anonymous said: “21, female, teacher student, so ready to become a real teacher. ;)”

I really hope you’ll never loose that enthusiasm! I know that can be veeeeeeery hard at times when working with kids. very hard.

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Anonymous said: “

23,illustration student. will graduate this year and hopefully find a job in the gaming industry ;; let’s see if I stick to being an illustrator but I would love to live my hobby! hope u have a nice day 😙”

I wish you the very best of luck!! all the artists always have my mind boggled. I’m like HOW DO YOU EVEN DO

I can somehow draw a little bit but only if I have a step by step guide. Could never just work from my own.

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Anonymous said: “Everyone here has such cool and important jobs, I feel so lame D: I’m a 20 year old chick who’s hoping to eventually become a filmmaker. I’ve been writing for almost 8 years now, and I’ve always loved movies, so it just seems like a natural step.”

YOU ARE DEEEFINITELY NOT LAME

I love everything movies and games so much. Like I srs wouldn’t know what my life would be without them. There are so many people that just like to immerse themselves in films and forget their problems. you’re doing very important work!

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@barazarya said: “

I wont anon since we’ve already talked about rats, but I’m a late twenties lesbian who is a genuine irl blacksmith, although currently between forges. I work for anime conventions on the side. I’m happy to be apart of your menagerie of followers because I adore your writing!”

I definitely remember you! thanks again for all your help! :* 

ommmmmffffggggg blacksmith. lady blacksmith. I am. I am dead. color me intrigued and horny. This is so cool! I’m imagining you just slaving away at the forge swinging a hammer viking-style. love. it.

And thank you very much!

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Anonymous said: “23yo female grocery store manager and farmer is my profession, I’m also a certified first responder and plumber for practical reasons”

ooohhh all very very important things! also, do you look into the camera like you’re in the office whenever I start talking about them cowpeeps

I wonder *cackle*

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Anonymous said: “I’m 23 and I will get my bachelor degree in theoretical physics this spring. I’m gonna be a scientist and study hydrodynamic of the magnetic liquids.”

congratulations! hhhHHHHHH that sounds really interesting. Also like something that could be a series on YouTube, ngl. all those liquids colored and doing strange stuff??

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Anonymous said: “I’m a student with a double major in information systems and linguistics, plus a minor in New Zealand Sign Language – no idea what I’m gonna do with that mess once I graduate haha! I’m working part time in retail over the holidays 🙂 Thank you for your amazing writing, I love it so much, you’re the best!!”

oh wow you are an allround talent :O sign language is so cool! I talk a lot with my hands, I wonder if I’m unconsciously being rude sometimes trololol

and yaasss linguistics major *high five*

thank you very much for the kind words! and best of luck and a lot of patience in retail

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Anonymous said: “

Mid 20’s culture, media and film student. But I also work as a cosplay freelancer. Which I would rather do, but sadly cosplay nor freelance artistic work doesnt pay a lot ;-;”

I love all of you that are going to go or are already in the entertainment industry. it’s such good work you do. and cosplay is also like *eyezooms* I’m always too lazy to do anything but I love looking at those really good cosplays.

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Anonymous said: “

Eeerm well recent biomedical sciences graduate lady here! Although I’m looking to reconvert and work in the gaming industry (hahaha what I’m I doing)”

if it is possible for you to reconvert, then do what you want! it’s never too late to do the shit you like. seriously. but I mean whoooboi biomedical sciences. that definitely took a long time to get! go you!!

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Anonymous said: “

Not really a specialist in any way, I’m just a humble English major from Northern Europe in my early twenties, who needs some kinky shit in my life once in a while. I’ve been here since your TW days even though I wasn’t in the fandom, just bc the way you write brings me so much joy. ♥”

HELLO HI WELCOME! I seriously can’t believe how long I’ve been on this site already. you gotta have to been here for like two or three years now. witnessing me at my best and worst :’) you are a good bean. a very good bean.

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Anonymous said: “

I’m a 22 year old Wet Chemist (not in a sexual way LMAO that’s just the unfortunate description of the chemistry)”

this made me ugly laugh ngl xD is it something like the hydraulics expert with magnetic liquids just a little farther up?? I am very intrigued. also, I wouldn’t say ‘unfortunate description’. I think it is very perfect trololololol

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Anonymous said: “

I’m a line cook at a fancy hotel and I double as a busgirl and it is one of the worst yet most satisfying thing in that I got going in my life. I also practice painting.”

oh my gosh. do you ever sleep??? I think cooking is one of the most satisfying professions. I mean… people loving what you do is awesome, right? but it also has to be so hectic. so very very hectic. nothing for me, I’m always zoning away and get fixated on people’s odd characteristics and start staring at them xD

and busgirl as well?? gotta be interesting and a lil scary. all those strange people.

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Anonymous said: “

25, f, forensics (undergrad originally going for forensic anth aka ID human skeletons; just finished masters in forensic bio aka ID body fluids up to DNA identification) love your writing :3. Especially male lac, don’t find alot who write it”

SO. INTERESTING. 

this is another one of those jobs where I’m like… I would like to know more about it in theory but I know I’d get squicked so hard and fast the second I put my foot in a laboratory as that. 

I wonder if it is anything like it is in the movies. are you working for like law forensic or how it’s called? Like do you get to theorize what happened to the person.

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@misterstereodream said: “

I see we’re talking demographic ohohoh Cranky barista here, in the process of training for EMT. Waffling on Med school. Was supposed to go through the police academy and then serve with Las Vegas Metropolitan patrol but then I moved, oops. I’ve done done private event security and loss prevention, and I have tackled someone’s ass to the ground. Hell ye~ /flex”

HI HELLO BAE WHADDUP

omg are you for gosh darn real. I am die :O well for one, just these past days I was watching Columbo and there were baristas in the making and it looks so fancy. I kinda wanna learn that shit but I’m too lazy xD

police in Las Vegas. Holy shit. such a bummer that didn’t work out. You’re just an all around talent??? kicking ass and taking names x.x man you gotta pack some serious muscle, where are you hiding that shit

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Anonymous said: “

Speaking of ungrateful customers: I work as a waitress in a restaurant with many, MANY families that bring kids with them. Infants too. But I am the “cruel” one if i don’t allow them to change their diapers on the tables, in a crowded EATING place!

(Part 2 from The Waitress) It’s stressing to work among families, especially since i tend to cuss a lot and you can’t really do that around parents and kids… bless you and your content. I’m happy to fall asleep at night reading glorious smut!!!”

omfg. every place has a diaper changing room. it’s there for a reason. what the heck is going on where you work??? I never heard of peeps trying to do that shit x.x

and ye goshdarn I feel you. Children can be the absolute goshdarn worst and their parents even more so. You have a lot of patience, my friend! 

also! I always watch waitresses and waiters do their job and am so very fascinated by the full plates they balance. like without a drop. and so much. that shit is heavy as fuck.

respect

and thank you very very much!