Okay so I just got a new laptop for christmas right? And when I opened google docs to make sure all my stuff was there, I saw that your mchanzo cow thing was there?? Like I did not put that in I was so confused. Why did that show up lol

M-Magic?

~~just kidding, it’s ghosts, your laptop is haunted by horny ghosts I’m so sorry~~

skye3337draws:

i was struggling a bit with art block so i decided to battle it with porn

I find more shiny pokemon casually in the wild then when I actually look for them. goddamn.

cyberratting:

somebody here with pokemon sun or moon and wants to help me out with smth? hit me up on messenger

thanks for all who questioned and msged be! I figured the ‘problem’ out. goddamn fucking Smeargle I tell ya’ll

somebody here with pokemon sun or moon and wants to help me out with smth? hit me up on messenger

Any idea when you’d like to open commissions again? No pressure!

I hope at the beginning of the new year! I have to write another paper and need to look into how that goes before I open commissions up for a tad

Does docking work? It doesn’t sound very sexy. Like, how far does foreskin stretch?? I’ve only had experience with vagina people.

yeah it works; I guess it depends on likes and dislikes on whether you find it sexy or not^^ and every foreskin is different, can’t really say how long it stretches, but in general, skin is v flexible

Merry Christmas.

merry chrimma, friend

lizenzkreuz
replied to your post “i just want gabriel reyes to smother me”

with his very being

“Please lie down on me and crush me, daddy”

*jerks off frantically*

i just want gabriel reyes to smother me

with his ass? with his balls? with his pits? there are so many possibilities here.